Why Sonic 4 Episode 2 Has The Worst Sonic Soundtrack

Sonic 4 Episode 2 has an absolutely godawful soundtrack, im not kidding when i say this, but it actually has some of the worst music i have heard in a game and i wanna talk to all of you about it!

Also, if you think im "aggressive" im not that aggressive, im pretty chill, i just like doing rants

Title Screen

Its the same, but now the ring sound is added and the soundfont sounds different, wait WHY DOES THE SOUNDFONT SOUND DIFFERENT? also, this new soundfont literally makes it sound worse

Sylvania Castle Zone Act 1

This song DEFINATELY doesnt sound like it wants me to go on a new frontier, it sounds extremely boring and sad sounding, the chirping synths and cat meows fused with airhorns sound terrible, and the entire song doesnt sound happy at all, which is a HUGE contrast since its the FIRST LEVEL OF THE GAME

Sylvania Castle Zone Act 2

This song sounds like EXTREMELY generic "going on an adventure" music, if they orchestrated this song, it would sound like a song from sonic boom rise of lyric

Sylvania Castle Zone Act 3

Out of ALL the first zones acts, this one is EASILY the worst, it has annoying cat meows from Act 1 but now they are EXTREMELY ear bleeding and obnoxious, and they blare out VERY loud every time the song restarts, also, im sure i can hear electrical farts in the background

Eggman Boss

This song is just OBNOXIOUS, its just a horrible ear blaring loop of a generic bowsers castle sounding boss song that lasts just 7 SECONDS LONG! and it just plays over, and over, and over, AND OVER! again and again, until you want to bash your head on the tablet screen or click off the game entirely, its very annoying, and it just plays on loop again and again with no changes, and EVEN WORSE, IT PLAYS IN 4 MINUTE BOSSES, all 3 of the eggman bosses are the most obnoxiously padded out bosses i have EVER SEEN IN A VIDEO GAME, im not exaggerating, the first boss literally starts with 15 seconds of nothing but running in a straight line collecting rings, then eggman appears and makes sonic come to a complete stop, only for eggman to FLY AWAY, then you collect EVEN MORE RINGS IN A STRAIGHT LINE! then after literally 30 seconds of nothing, then it makes sonic come to a stop AGAIN to show a cutscene of ruins rising, a bit like aquatic ruin zone, they couldve ended it there and followed the same formula as episode 1, but no, they had to milk it with this annoying dramatic entrance, where these tentacles knock the ruins over, MORE TENTACLES SHOW UP, THEN EGGMAN FINALLY FLIES INTO THE MACHINE AND YOU CAN FINALLY START TO DO THE BOSS BATTLE AFTER 50 SECONDS OF NOTHING, and finally, after you hit him 4 times, which is tedious in itself since you constantly have to use tails to reach him, then it plays ANOTHER CUTSCENE, WHICH LASTS ANOTHER 15 SECONDS AND HAS NOTHING BUT EGGMAN STRANGLING HIMSELF FOR NO REASON, then you hit him 2 more times but now with an annoying laser to pad out the fight more, then when you do the final hit, it then BLOWS UP IN THE LOUDEST AND MOST EARRAPE WAY POSSIBLE FOR 15 SECONDS BEFORE EGGMAN FINALLY FLIES AWAY, ADDING 5 MORE SECONDS UNTIL YOU FINALLY HIT THE CAPSULE

White Park Zone Act 1

This song is just hideous to listen to, it sounds like generic happy christmas music that plays in a local shopping centre, the song only lasts like 30 seconds, and the instruments are terrible, like what even is the instrument that is used in this song, whatever it is, it sounds like someone blowing out a bamboo stick and it being high pitched and converted into synth and they changed the pitch of it

White Park Zone Act 2

This song sounds plain boring to listen to, it doesnt fit with anything, its so generic sounding and all you do in act 2 is run to the right with no obstacles, then about 20 seconds it starts to build up! WHATS IT GOING TO BE? A HORRENDOUS EAR BLEEDING RENDITION OF TWINKLE PARK OF COURSE! and then the song ends there with no good part, very disappointing song, and if this song used episode 1s soundfont, it wouldve sounded good, since that game doesnt have screeching airhorns for instruments

White Park Zone Act 3

This is easily one of the WORST SONIC SONGS EVER, it sounds so depressing and sad sounding which doesnt fit the level IN ANY WAY, its only 24 seconds long and sounds like game over music if anything, also, it has an annoying static sound, also, the annoying instrument that chirps really loudly is annoying too

Special Stage

This song, while better than the one bad song from episode 1 (the special stage theme that sounded like a babys lullaby), sounds very generic and sounds like music from mario and sonic at the olympic games or sonic and the secret rings party mode, but they got the soundfont and put it in a blender and it puked this song out

Oil Desert Zone Act 1

This song starts out ok, but then 3 SECONDS IN, they add HORRIBLE electrical farts to the song, and it sounds absolutely horrible to listen to, it sounds like someone fed their PS3 too many taco bell crunchwraps, even worse, they use the electrical farts THROUGHOUT THE SONG IN THE BACKGROUND, and they use the horrible chirping from the previous acts and make it complete earrape, then the generic going on an adventure music from sylvania castle makes a return, before the song ends after just 40 seconds!

Oil Desert Zone Act 2

QUACK QUACK, QUACK QUACK, QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK!

QUACK QUACK, QUACK QUACK, QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK!

QUACK QUACK, QUACK QUACK, QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK!

QUACK QUACK, QUACK QUACK, QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK!

DO DO, DO DO DO!


 * electrical farts*

DO DO, DO DO DO!


 * electrical farts*

DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO!

DO DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO!

DO DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOOOOOO DOOO DOOOO!!!

Like what the hell was jun senoue smoking when making this godawful song, not only they kept in the electrical farts and kept in oil desert act 1s track, but now they added a NEW INSTRUMENT that sounds like donald duck choking on pond water!

VS Metal Sonic

This song actually sounds like jun senoue got a 8-bit soundchip and fried it in a microwave, and weed all over it, because i swear i can hear either weeing sounds or the sound of something being fried in this song, it sounds absolutely HORRENDOUS on the ears and they even add in terrible sonic forces synths, also, you will DIE AND DIE AGAIN BECAUSE METAL SONIC COMBOS YOU TO DEATH WITH INSTAKILL ATTACKS AND ATTACKS YOU WILL NEVER DODGE! I ACTUALLY RAGEQUIT IN THE END BECAUSE OF METAL SONIC!

Oil Desert Act 3

MY EARS! MAKE IT STOP! like seriously, the synths sound so blaring it GENUINELY HURTS MY EARS, and why are the MLG AIRHORNS BACK? the only good thing is that they removed the electric farts and donald duck from the previous acts

Sky Fortress Act 1

Let this sink in, sonic music that sounds like 80s exercise music, WHEN I HEAR THIS, I DONT THINK OF SONIC, I THINK OF THE AEROBIC CHAMPIONSHIP VIDEO FROM THE 80S, this sounds so cheesy and un sonic like, it sounds like something balthazar bratt would do naked yoga to!

Death Egg Mark II Zone Act 1

JESUS CHRIST, WHAT IS IT WITH THE HORRIBLE CHIRPING SOUNDS? THEY ARE MAKING MY EARS BLEED, AND WHY ARE THERE LIKE 5 SYNTHS PLAYING AT THE SAME TIME! THIS ISNT SONIC FORCES! I SHOULDNT HAVE MY EARS HURTING THIS MUCH! this sounds like the EDM trash from steve aokis concert!

VS Metal Sonic (Stardust Speedway Remix)

Seriously sega? remixing stardust speedway in sonic 4 episode 2s horrible soundfont? what a middle finger, its not like sonic cd was even a good game, stardust speedway was the only memorable level in that game and they ruined sonic cds most iconic song!

Death Egg Mark II Zone Act 2

And to end things, they give us generic "final battle" music, this sounds like something you would hear in sailor moon when sailor moon transforms or when benson from regular show was playing the 150 piece kit, it sounds EXACTLY LIKE IT

Then it even gives us an encore playing ALL the terrible act 1 music AGAIN for us to listen to in the credits! how nice of them!

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