Everything Wrong With Sonic Adventure 2:Sonics Story

EVERYTHING WRONG WITH:SONIC ADVENTURE 2

1:That is the cheapest looking "Presented By Sega" ever, all they did was get the sega logo they used from the previous game and edited it in microsoft word

2:Also, heads up, THIS ENTIRE GAME WAS MADE BY 11 PEOPLE, COMPARE THAT TO THE OVER 100 WHO MADE SA1!

3:And because of this, this game is rushed because SEGA didnt care about the game and were too busy on vacation

4:And the fact that im not making this up and this is actually what happened gets another sin

5:Its always bothered me that the sonic team logo has classic sonics face, this isnt classic sonic!

6:OH NO! BIG THREAT! OMG!

7:OMG GUYS ITS SANIC!

8:AWW YEAH! CRINGY POSE!

9:Shadows head is nearly out of the skybox

10:Wait, so this opening cutscene which is sonic vs shadow but they are showing all the other characters, how does that make sense?

11:Also, the only reason tails is even in this game is because FANS FORCED SEGA TO SHOEHORN HIM IN LAST SECOND (im not making this up, they put him in last minute as a reskin of eggman)

12:Grinding on rails is supposed to be intimidating

13:Dr Eggman is even more low poly than before

14:Did Knuckles just bark like a dog?

15:GRR! I SWITCHED RAILS!

16:Sexual Winks in a sonic game

17:"Dramatic Pose" Cliche

18:GUYS ITS A NEW GAME BECAUSE THEY ADDED BATTLE ON THE LOGO!

19:That "File Select" sounded like rouge was speaking

20:That "Story Select" sounded like rouge was speaking

21:You know the game is good when it starts with a generic textbox in a black background

22:Why is the helicopter so high up? if it got any higher it would clip out the skybox!

23:Wait, so there is no reason as to why they captured him, they just decided to with no explanation, as you can see, that is GREAT game design right there

24:There is no way a 3 foot 3 hedgehog can take out everyone aboard, also why cant i hear ANY noises from the helicopter?

25:OMG GUYS ITS SANIC!!!1111!!!!!

26:Nice JPEG by the way

27:"Talk About Low Budget Flights, No Food Or Movies? IM OUTTA HERE! I like Running Better" wait, so he just bursts out with no problem and says some dumb cheesy line to do with his

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