Every Sonic Game in a Nutshell

Sonic 1-Half the game is fun and half the game isnt

8-Bit Sonic 1-Sonic 1:Kaizo Edition

8-Bit Sonic 2-Kaizo Sonic 2:Unfair Mode

Sonic 2-the first 6 zones are some of the best 2d sonic gameplay, until oil ocean introduces itself

Sonic CD-Drug Trip:The Game

Sonic Chaos-The game is VERY fun to speedrun because every act is like 25 seconds

Sonic Spinball-DO DO DO DO! DO DO DO DO! DO DO DO DO! DO DO DO DO!

Sonic Spinball 8-bit-can i copy your homework?

Sonic Drift-Haha sonic go vroom vroom in car

Sonic 3-TIME:9:58 SCORE:10 SONIC HAS CLEARED ACT 2

Dr Robotniks Mean Bean Machine-You cant beat stage 1 of the game, let alone any other stage

Dr Robotniks Mean Bean Machine 8-Bit-can i copy your homework again?

Knuckles Chaotix-LSD Dream Emulator 32X Port

Sonic Labyrinth-Who actually likes this steaming pile of trash??

Sonic Drift 2-We renamed this sonic drift racing because we didnt bother to port sonic drift 1 outside japan...

Sonic Blast-Its all fun and games until blue marine zone

Sonic 3D Blast Mega Drive-DONT CALL ME 2D

Sonic 3D Blast Saturn-DONT CALL ME 2D

Sonic R-People didnt like sonic drift so lets put him in a garbage tech demo running race!

Sonic Adventure-I need no introduction! Im the be... uh oh, a wild sonic 06 appeared! argh!

Sonic Adventure 2-Hey, lets jump on the anime bandwagon and make the most uninspired dragon ball esque plot ever, lets also remove all the charm the original game had and make the tails and knuckles levels completely awful!

Sonic Advance-You flaming idiots! feel the power of, A GOOD SONIC ADVANCE GAME!

Sonic Advance 2-Lets make all the acts frustrating as hell, the special stages EVEN WORSE, awful music, and lets introduce a constantly crying rabbit AND suck all the fun the original had!

Sonic Advance 3-Lets make all the acts extremely boring, the special stages even more worse than the previous entry, awful audio, and lets keep the constantly crying rabbit no one liked from the previous game AND end the series with a lame ending on a garbage note

Sonic Heroes-I still have no hub worlds, i also have the worst special stages in the series AND uninspired level design!

Shadow the Hedgehog-I go back to how good SA1 was and the branching paths make up for the hub worlds! I also have the best plot since SA1 and since the game is 40 minutes, to make up for it, you get to play the game 10 times! because im generous like that!

Sonic Rush-Lets make all the acts as if a nature enthusiast made it, have the stupid "animal friends" return, have a boring new character, but make up for ALL OF IT by hiring naganuma! any questions guys?

Sonic 2006-Everyone hates me for no reason despite there being no problems with the game

Sonic Riders-Wave the Swallow got introduced and you instantly went love eyes for her, today you now make fanfics with sonic and wave

Sonic 1 GBA-Cmon now! cmon cmon cmon! phew! i made it through a loop!

Sonic and the Secret Rings-I have more intellect than that fool of a game! i have great level design, fun gimmicks, amazing music with vocals and so much more, sonic is back baby! (hilary goldstein reference)

Sonic Rush Adventure-Lets do the same thing with sonic rush but REMOVE naganuma as composer, now the entire game is uninspired and boring! well also add an annoying australian raccoon as a new character! IGN WOULD LOVE THAT!

Sonic Unleashed 360-And not only that, lets also make a game with garbage trial and error quick time events and obstacles and awful "werehog" platforming and lets also rip off god of war, and you know how this franchise and tone is aimed at kids? lets all throw that out the window and make the hardest sonic game ever made!

Sonic Unleashed Wii-Dimps:laughs in wii, you have no clue do you sega? i stole all your ideas and made them good! now everyone will rush to me! hahahaha!

Sonic Chronicles:The Dark Brotherhood-Ooga booga nocturnus clan with animal jams graphics!

Sonic and the Black Knight-Bah! A fool of a game! you are a disgrace to the sonic kingdom, now chaos, and the howwor will rein down on us all! way to go sir sega! way to go!

Sonic Colours Wii-La la la! i sure love being better than the handheld version! im even getting a remaster!

Sonic Colours DS-UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE!

Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing-What about me? why is everyone flocking to team sonic racing? its not even fun!

Sonic Free Riders-Haha Motion controls go brr, also i forgot about zero gravity lol, its that forgettable!

Sonic 4 Episode 1-Im actually fun to play, unlike my little brothers S4E2 and Mania

Sonic Generations 360/PC-im in a league of my own

Sonic Generations 3DS-im a lazy rush job lol, geddit?

,Sonic and all stars racing transformed-Im the predecessor but better!

Sonic 4 Episode 2-Lets make awful music and ruin the game for everyone!

Sonic Lost World WII U-I wish i could grow up to be the 3DS version, hes so cool!

Sonic Lost World 3DS-Haha im better than you!

Sonic Boom Rise Of Lyric-same here mate, everyone hates me :(

Sonic Boom Shattered Crystal-Haha! i got better reviews!

Sonic Runners-I shut down after 2 days

Sonic Boom Fire and Ice-yay generic fire and ice trope! wahoo!

Sonic Runners Adventure-im not a garbage endless runner

Sonic Forces-me like automation, automation make game fast, very fast

Sonic Mania-OMG THE REAL SONIC 444444444444441111!!!!1!!!11!!!!! sonicfanbase.exe has crashed

Team Sonic Racing-hey, lets throw our good ideas out the window and make this game so boring it makes people quit the franchise (this game ACTUALLY made me quit the franchise for a year until i rediscovered sonic with gens) Why the Sonic Fanbase is GODAWFUL:A Sonic the Hedgehog 4 Story