Why Sonic Adventure 2 Triggers You!

Sonic Adventure is my 2nd favourite sonic game, it has almost every gameplay style a person could want out of an action game, you got speed, racing, treasure hunting, puzzles, minigames, fishing, shooting and super sonic at the end of the game, and it even has a dark, realistic, gritty tone with a hub world to accompany it, while still staying true to the classic formula everyone loves, SA2 however, takes ALL of that away, so here ladies and gentlemen, is why Sonic Adventure 2 TRIGGERS You!

1. Lets start with the story, ITS SO DUMB AND CONFUSING! it feels like im watching dragon ball z instead of playing sonic

2. also, they were just jumping on the anime craze at the time by adding shadow the jojo reference

3. The story is SO DUMBED DOWN, instead of it being this 7 part EPIC about a water monster flooding a city and every side of the story is told in a slightly different way, screw that, instead ALL IT IS is sonic going "ive found you stupid loser! DIE!" for his ENTIRE story, Knuckles is like "THAT EMERALDS MINE! GoT ThAt?" and Tails, hes just tails, he doesnt even do much

4. The cutscenes are so awful and INCREDIBLY cringy and some of the voicelines feel so amateurish, same for example "COME BACK HERE! YoU FaKe HeDgEhOG!" "No Food or Movies? IM OUTTA HERE! YEEEAAAAHHHH!" "Behold, the jewel containing the ultimate power! CHAOS..... CONTROLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!" "Ive found you... FAKER! Youre the fake hedgehog around here, comparing yourself to me? HA! youre not even good enough to be my f- ILL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS!"

5. The worst part is, is that fans wont SHUT UP about how "amazing" and "emotional" this "story" is and call it the best story in a sonic game ever, once again, the entire story is literally just sonic being sonic, tails being tails, and knuckles being knuckles, there is NO DEPTH

6. Little to NO Cutscenes whatsoever, it feels like a classic sonic game in 3D, but hey, at least it isnt as bad as Sonic Heroes with only 3 CUTSCENES in Sonics Story

7. The physics are terrible and janky and sonic jitters all the time, his spindash makes him come to a complete stop, and hell randomly fall off scripted loops and spring sequences, and his homing attack misses the target half the time

8. The jump sound is literally a stock sound heard in cartoons, thats how lazy this game is

9. When you select a stage, a stock samurai sword sound is played, also heard in generic cartoons as a sound effect

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