Sonic and the Black Person

"Well, have you ever heard of a boring legend? no... and her journey to escape the CBT clan rapist and find a hedgehog to have sex with? well it all started when king arthur picked the scabbard up one day, he joined the CBT clan so he could be the guardian of the females, so he became racist, however this golden scabbard wasnt just any normal scabbard, it became a powerful inhibitor sword you wear on any part but your penis, if you put it in there, IT WILL HURT, well basically, merlina finally did what the book told her to do and dialed her ye olde phone after getting horny reading mobius unleashed, and she liked sonics pingas the most, sonic then got his chili dog out and put it in her ass, all the poop came out and she made loud sexual moaning sounds, king arthur, out of rage sung "its the end of the world as we know it!", but still, since merlina didnt know this, she then invited princess shahra over, and shahra then put merlinas poop on a spinning pedestal and as it was spinning, they took turns licking the poop and they then vomited in each others mouths, then as merlina was lying on the rock formation with her big pale white ass in the air and sonic preparing to lick it, king arthur caught the threesome in 4K, and cut the ring powering her sexual desire off from her and said she was not worthy and that hed put her ring on his penis so him and the knights of the round table could copy them with their magic and so shadow and amy could have sex and ruin the story of king arthur if sonic doesnt collect it in a days time, so he scattered the end of the world guardians in every black knight level for sonic to slay, if he doesnt, merlina will never have sexual pleasure and be king arthurs sex slave, and thats when our story begins, i mean cmon, even lemon knows about shadow fricking amy, but thats just a theory, a sonic theory!"

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