Why The Sonic Fanbase Is TRASH:A Sonic the Hedgehog 4 Story

Ok, ok i think its time we address this, i think this has become a long time coming, but the sonic fanbase is full of UNGRATEFUL, TOXIC, PURISTS WHO CANT EVEN ACCEPT OPINIONS! these are actual comments down below!

"only good thing about the sonic 4 series is that it gave Christian Whitehead the determination to push forward and give us sonic mania"

Christian Whitehead did NOT look at this and say it sucked and made the sonic cd remake as revenge, like what on earth is this dimwit even talking about?

"I remember when Screwattack hyped this up at SGC 2010 like it was the biggest game ever. Funny (and sad) looking back."

No, what actually happened was idiot purists (like the people in the comments im quoting) were begging and we mean BEGGING for the 4th mainline classic sonic title, they got what they wanted and when they played the game, had a ENOURMOUS freakout because of sonic having green eyes and not doing the finger wag properly, THATS HOW SAD THE FANBASE IS, THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT A FINGER WAG!

"This game is the epitome of corporate what possessed ign to think this was sonics big comeback game. I'm never touching this shit(e) ever again this game has no business calling itself sonic the hedgehog 4"

"The epitome of corporate that possessed ign to think this was sonics big comeback game" thats because it was you big fat dumbass! the epitome of corporate my ass, there was so much passion put into this classic of a sonic game and all people do nowadays is act like its the embodiment of satan, everybody LOVES and i mean LOVES to hate on Sonic 4

"I remember being really hyped for this when it was announced, then I played it. Thank god I never bought that c**p, I can't remember what I played it on... maybe Xbox, but it was awful. As you said in this review the controls were horrible, controlling Sonic didn't feel like Sonic and the frame rate! My god I'd never seen such a graphically unimpressive game be so poorly optimised (well until Ark: Survival Evolved came out lol)."

"Yeah, easily the worst Sonic game I've ever played. That's all I have to say, I can't bear to give this game any more attention..."

Nedhal Omar Nedhal Omar 5 hours ago Sonic 4 deserves every hate it gets

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The Real Nico Yazawa The Real Nico Yazawa 5 hours ago OK cybershell

Nedhal Omar Nedhal Omar 5 hours ago

@The Real Nico Yazawa OK sonic 4 defender 3 likes (thats right, this dumbass sonic mania asskisser got 3 likes while i got NONE! he literally straight up said I WASNT ALLOWED TO LIKE THE GAME)

The Real Nico Yazawa The Real Nico Yazawa 1 second ago

@Nedhal Omar Oh my god, are you so much of a retard that you cant even accept opinions?

At least a youtuber, named eldarin, while he hated on the game probably MORE THAN CYBERSHELL, at least he actually accepts opinions

Although, i do admit, this comment was the one that ticked me off the most

"Imo S4E1 is the absolute worst mainline game in the franchise. Absolute middle finger to fans it felt like attaching Sonic 4 to the name. I do enjoy S4E2. Also check out the Senoue actual instrumental version of the Splash Hill medley, it’s great!!!"

I replied a bit more kindly than the others however, since ive already been a little harsh on him

"this exact comments goes to show how much nasty hate goes towards this game, id rather have 06 hated than this! why is this the new 06? the new punching bag? i just dont get it!"

He replied with

"@The Real Nico Yazawa because they decided to label a mobile game as Sonic 4 with less content than not only Sonic 3K, 2, CD but also 1 to lure people in for nostalgia and make a quick buck. It’s scummy. If it was still called Sonic the Portable literally no one would care. It’s a failure of a sequel in every form and to label it as the coveted sonic 4 purely for sales is wrong. No one is saying you can’t enjoy it if you do, that’s totally fine. I actually enjoy episode 2 though." But the amount of comments bashing it to high heaven so much that even the gimmicks were hated on EXTREMELY, you thought that was bad, how about people complaining that the game was less complicated, THATS A GOOD THING! SONIC 3 WAS SO MAZELIKE IN ITS LEVEL DESIGN! these scumbags actually talked about the signpost being there and criticized THAT as well because there wasnt a boss for every fricking act!

so to put everyone to silence, i gave a mini speech to these morons, to settle the score once and for all

"Oh my god, how many times have we seen this EXACT video, we get it! Now go complain about the "atrocious gimmicks" somewhere else, its ok to hate it, BUT NOT TO HATE IT SO MUCH, THAT YOU LITERALLY RAGE ABOUT VISUALS, A TITLE SCREEN AND THE COMPLETELY FINE PHYSICS, it used to be beloved when it was released, but now people hate it with such a BURNING PASSION for literally no specified reason, all of you look like idiot manbabys who want it EXACTLY like the classics, because of you idiot "fans" we've been getting sonic forces and mania, games with bad gameplay thats too faithful to the classics, all of you are stupid purists and don't deserve to be a sonic fan, you all literally complain about the physics and the homing attack, the homing attack made 2d sonic better, and the jet set radio esque cartoony graphics just get pooped on and called "HORRIBLE", caps included, this has to be, without a doubt, the brand new sonic 06, the game everyone ever hates for literally no good reason, so to conclude this rant, get good at the game, its not the physics, and stop toesucking sonic "cashgrab" mania, sonic 4 does NOT deserve the hate it gets, thanks for coming to my ted talk everyone, now calmly scroll down and see all the hate comments im about to get, im prepared"

and you know what reply i got?

i got an extremely ignorant reply saying that my reply is a complete joke, what a real middle finger

TO CONCLUDE THINGS, I SHOULDNT FEEL SO BAD AND ASHAMED FOR LIKING A GAME, BUT THESE IDIOTS ARE RUBBING THERE EXTREMIST OPINIONS IN MY FACE AND WONT LET ME HAVE AN OPINION MYSELF

And honestly, this is pretty much cybershell in a nutshell, cybershell is the ABSOLUTE WORST of them all, and i think its time we address he is nothing but a scummy sonic retro user, ill get to that later

UGH! Looks like we have to talk about this ****ty game one more time! (dont kill me, i did censor swear words, and ill tell you more below) I mean cmon guys, i thought i could mention that sonic 4 is the worst game in existence and could be fine with it, but NO! the sonic 4 defense force wouldnt shut up rightfully defending the game, those pieces of ****! ALL I DID WAS CALL IT THE EMBODIMENT OF SATAN AND WORSE THAN 06! But cmon guys, you can just shake it off no big deal, its not like im not letting people have opinions, no no, not at all! So guess what, im gonna MAKE YOU FEEL BAD FOR LIKING IT! im not choosing to do this, YOU MADE ME DO THIS! Where do i even begin with this clustered ****shake? This games presentation is complete ****fries with a ****ball sundae! and you want to know why? its just some kind of horrible nightmare, where they refine the engine of a good sonic game and turn it into this atrocity, what the hell game designers? (shows cybershell doing the wall stick thing on purpose), i mean this NASTY HD imposter can never compare to the "refined" sprites of the sega genesis, i mean cmon man! compare this obviouslybettersonic.jpeg to this uglyclassicsonic.jpeg, there is no competition id rather go wait for sonic mania because it isnt advancing the franchise, what the hell game designers? why cant everything be like sonic 3 and knuckles? why cant we have MASTERPIECE game music like Ice Cap Zone, i could just imagine going through a Launch Base from... Sonic and Knuckles, and its all sexual with bean the dynamite, in fact, after this review, im going to play sonic the fighters because im so much of a nostalgiatard i have a whole thousand dollar arcade machine in my moms.. i mean gamer room, the model in sonic 3 is refined and beautiful, but instead we have sonic in silk and he just looks like cr*p! also his running animation is straight up laughable, now lets have a minute discussion on how bad his animations are, what the hell game designers? did you really have to add 2 whole seconds onto his running animation? and what kind of ****ing ****tard decided to give him green eyes? what weed were they smoking at segas development, you know, the only good 3d sonic game is sonic adventure on the dreamcast, you know why? because the dreamcast is an underrated perfect cut gem, but what does the xbox 360 bring to the ****ing table, ****ing sonic 06! the most biggest unbelievable ****fest ever concieved on this planet, that, my friend is until 2010 when they gave us hot meta era trash, in fact in my next review, ill talk about how mania saved the franchise, sonic 4 was just made for panderers by panderers, oh my god, how dare they add a vine mechanic in act 2? sonic 3 implemented those vines so well (shows cybershell purposely screwing up on splash hill act 2), they cant even do a sense of speed anymore, wheres sonic mania sega? what the hell game designers? and why are all the enemies rendered so brightly, this has never been this way ever with sega! (completely ignores jet set radio), the style is completely nauseating (continues to mess up by purposely running into the enemies and blaming it on the game), alot of people think this **** is good for some reason, well they can go fun themselves and play sonic advance, that is much better than this steaming pile of piles, now lets move on to the music and GOD DAMN ITS AWFUL, instead of the completely fine genesis music, where greatly composed masterpieces like the sonic 3 miniboss theme just cant even be compared and combined with the garbled mess of sonic 4s "sound chip", this mess isnt even good in the slightest (puts on splash hill zone act 1, which doesnt even sound bad), music is completely crucial to making a sonic game and they still ****ed it up, because they are sega of course, i say **** you sega for existing and giving us this garbage, the music sucks, it ****ing sucks! take the ICONIC casino night and compare it to the complete and utter KNOCKOFF that is casino street (shows the card gimmick), what the hell game designers? especially jun senoue, jun should kill himself for making this trash, jesus christ i cant stop hearing mad gear zone, its ****ing ear grating! especially that AWFUL excuse for a boss theme, instead of it being as MASTERFUL as sonic 3k (completely forgets that 3 and knuckles are the SAME GAME), instead they give us this clownish cluster****, sonic 3ks boss theme is good, intimidating, and good, sonic 4s is just this poor excuse of a boss theme (completely ignores the fact that sonic 3s boss theme sounds like mega man music), also the bosses have a ****ing cooldown so you cant even use the homing attack? whats this? skill in my 2d sonic game, i cant have that at all, that is unacceptable!, people complained that i hate the game because it aint like the genesis, well **** you, go to hell, and never come back And guess what, the genesis games are great and fun in every way, go play them instead, they are superior and its fair to assume that the game would be exactly like those since its ****ing advertising itself as sonic ****ing 4, sega can go rub their noses in the **** they made, i dont hate it because its different (hates it because its different, and tries to hide it), i hate it because its ****ing bad and not ****ing fun to ****ing play the ****ing game, that is called sonic ****ing 4! (literally rams himself into an enemy and calls the game bad), the spindash ****ing sucks in this game because how dare it not exactly be like sonic mania, go play sonic mania instead, omg, it literally has a drop dash, but since sonic 4 cant predict the future, that excuse is dog****, it should have the drop dash because new things shouldve been in sonic 4, but instead its "SoNiC 1 WiTh LeSs CoNtEnT" i mean cmon, you dont even gain any momentum when rolling down a ****ing hill, what a **** game, what the ****? there is no sense of adventure but they rub **** physics and stupid names like "the adventure begins" "WHAT ****ING ADVENTURE?", there is no immersion at all, how dare knuckles not be in the game! i shouldnt have to wait till episode ****ing 3! what the hell game designers?, he is totally weightless, if you stop holding right he just completely comes to a ****ing stop like **** coming out my ass, its extremely jarring! (literally tries with all his might to stop playing the game to show how "bad" the game is), its not just the physics that are HORRIBLE, its the ****ing AWFUL level design, this is basically dimps level template (shows dumbass "template" of what dimps level design is, even though the level design has been in every dimps sonic game and was praised for it, this game gets hate of course because this game is the devil now) "launch into air (has literally been in every sonic game), run up walls or loops (you know, the feature thats been there since SONIC 1), launch into air, homing attack chain over pit (DiFfiCulTy), insert gimmick (like sonic 3 NEVER had gimmicks!), spring into loop, launch into air ONCE MORE (honestly, youre point isnt getting across)" boosters are normally fine (they are called dash panels, so much for the "sonic sultan"), but they appear WAY TOO FREQUENTLY, going at top speed was ReWaRdEd! sonic 4 takes that ****ing difficulty away and replaces it with the gimmicks, which ill talk about, cmon, hydrocity was A PERFECT ZONE IN EVER WAY! you would do (tedious) platforming and jump on fans and conveyor belts and then after that youd be rewarded with speed, jumping on watery platforms and then do more platforming before leaping off conveyors is just full of the exaggerated swagger... of a blue hedgehog, they are just constantly handing out the ****ing speed like its ****ing nothing! **** you for thinking otherwise! what the hell game designers? splash hill zone is the worst designed zone ever made, all it is is loops and homing attack chains, ugh, how dare sonic games have basic features? play sonic mania, that is the real sonic 4!, they just hand out the speed like its ****ing candy and dear god, DEAR ****ING GOD, THE HOMING ATTACK? THE GREEN EYES? THE ****ING HOMING ATTACK? THE GAMEPLAY ADVANCED? SONIC 3K HAD THE INSTASHIELD, BUT NO THEY HAD TO **** THAT UP AND GIVE US, THE HOMING ATTACK!, the thing that was only added for noobs who couldnt do the game the way it was intended, omg, sonic mania did this all so much better, once again, the drop dash gives me a orgasm, but the stupid homing attack is unsatisfying (even though, the game was LITERALLY MADE AROUND IT TO MAKE IT MORE SATISFYING), you used to have to jump on the enemies one by one, and if you couldnt do it, **** you and never ****ing come back, now its just a lifeless chore, thanks iizuka for the ****ty game, WHY CANT WE HAVE YUJI NAKA, HELL BRING US BACK OUT OF THIS MODERN HELLHOLE!, remember when killing enemies took skill, sonic 3k did this all perfectly, removing all the dumbass robots from sonic 1 and 2, remember when taking the top half had rewards, now they are just ****ing handed out like ****ing sweets on a ****ing halloween night, you can build up speed, but now you cant with this disastrous trainwreck!, now you just press a five times (its LITERALLY BEEN LIKE THAT IN EVERY 3D GAME, seriously, this guy is the reason why "real sonic fans" dont come on the "sonic rings series" show, because they want wholesome, actually cool fans like STPeach, NoisyButters and Aaron Kurtzer, but instead people constantly ask if toxic scumbags like Cybershell and Eldarin join), and WHY THE **** DO YOU UNCURL FROM A BALL AFTER RAMPS? (i dont know, because there is a homing attack chain coming up you idiot! and skill is required, unlike "sonic mania, the real sonic 4, which was only made for nostalgiatards, by nostalgiatards) WHY CANT EVERYTHING BE LIKE THE GOOD OLD SEGA GENESIS DAYS? AND **** YOU FOR THINKING IM WRONG, IM ALWAYS RIGHT AND IM BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I HAVE 20 YEARS EXPERIENCE WITH SONIC GAMES, omg, what is the ****ing point of all these changes? why cant it be like sonic 3K? what the hell game designers? instead all you do is the ****ty ****ing ****ardized atrocious godawful homing attack, there is no skill required, **** dude, 3 acts? (there is 4 acts per zone, you idiot, boss acts count as act 4, how dare a zone have more acts than usual, but no one complains about knuckles chaotixs 5 acts, because thats part of the "sacred classic sonic games") weve been over this! how dare i have to play these ****ing zones for longer than 10 ****ing minutes, **** you sega, now im going to make a video protesting to sega where i play the godly sonic 2 saying **** you sega everytime i jump, literally EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS that 2 acts and a boss each one and 7 minutes per act is the formula, but sonic 4 ****s it up, because its sonic 4 and its different, and only 4 NEW ZONES? (ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THERE ARE 11 ZONES IF YOU COUNT EPISODE 2, THE 5TH ZONE YOU MISSED, AND EPISODE METAL, *facepalm*), and how dare they use the sonic 1 special stages, despite it being fresh air after the sonic 2 halfpipe, who the **** likes the sonic 1 special stages, also you tilt the entire stage like a *****y ****ing mobile game! who the **** asked for that? ****ing nobody thats who!, they have timers and ring gates now (because how dare they give life to sonic 1!), these special stages are ****ing garbage, now im going to talk about the jump animation for no reason, it ****ing rotates too much so they had to ****ing redo the ****ing sprite, **** you sega to ****ing hell!, hey look, the ending in sonic 1? how dare they do nostalgic flashbacks, give me something new, this is SONIC ****ING 4!, whats the ****ing point in calling it sonic ****ing 4 if its just a ****fest of "reimagined" zones, its just a PALE IMITATION of the classics, not sonic 4, go to hell if you think otherwise, splash hill? casino street? lost labyrinth? mad gear?, oh my god, they cant even be original with this can they, and egg station is just a dumb**** boss rush with a 24 hit SLOG of a final boss! at least bring some new ideas to the table! (completely ignores level gimmicks) WHAT THE **** IS SONIC 4 BRINGING TO THE TABLE? WHAT THE HELL GAME DESIGNERS? oh, oh my god, holy sh**, what the ****ing hell is this? stop, go back to being unoriginal! (completely ignores the fact that sonic mania has very close level gimmicks to sonic 4), these new level "gimmicks" are ****ING ATROCIOUS!!! they put a dumbass boulder to balance on, i sure love difficulty in my easy sonic game! oh my god, and that RETARDED vine swinging level, oh my ****ing god! the vines dont even work like ****ing vines ****ing should! this is an embarrassment to the franchise! yeah i want a ****ty minecart section in my sonic game, screw you for thinking that one up sega, **** you! its truly impossible to think that sega could make such GARBAGE levels and think its ****ing ok, i cant even PUT INTO WORDS how ****ing ABYSMAL this game is, the boss battles are acutely UNFUN and are RIPOFFS, and they have a ****ing cooldown! (so they dont abuse the homing attack, once again, its you complaining because youre bad at the game!), then you have to fight all those 4 bosses again in a ****ing boss rush and then do that dumb final boss, which is just the death egg robot again! THIS IS A STUPID SH***Y ****ING BOSS RUSH! AND THEN AFTER THAT ITS THE DEATH EGG ROBOT AGAIN, but cybershell, it was in sonic mania too, yeah, in the first zone, that somehow explains my hatred for a boss battle, instead we get a 24 HIT SLOG OF A FINAL BOSS WITH A BULL**** INSTAKILL HIT, in short, sonic 4 is ****ing dog**** 0/10 never playing again, go play sonic mania, NEVER EVER PLAY THIS GAME! AND ****ING SPARE ME ON THIS "YOURE EXAGGERATING" YOURE DUMBASSES FOR THINKING THIS GAME IS ANYTHING BUT A SH***Y ****ING MOBILE GAME, **** YOU FOR SAYING ITS NOT THAT BAD, NOT THAT BAD MY ASS, thats why we get garbage modern sonic trash like this in the first place, **** you so called fans, so why would anyone possibly like this? 1. theyre ****ing retarded, 2. they dont know any better, and if you like it, go refine your tastes because how dare you like this abysmal sequel to the sacred Sonic 3K! **** you! never play this again, and dont listen to destructoids trash, here it is "i never had a problem with sonic 4, but "fans" have rage fuelled videos on youtube from confirmed virgins" **** you jim sterling and go to hell, pathological haters sonic retro, you know, the smartest people on the internet (ARE YOU FRICKING JOKING? THEY HAVE AS MUCH OF A CLASSIC SONIC FETISH AS YOU, CYBERPENIS), the terrifying sonic fanbase will get their pitchforks up"

So, lets get to why im parodying him, here is where i expose cybershell and how much of a mind numbingly terrible reviewer he is, its time this arrogant, idiotic dumbass who is so proud of his opinions he doesnt even let people have different opinions and literally said he is always right gets the criticism he deserves, and his retarded and annoying fanboys (aka a bunch of 30 year olds who think they are right all the time and are huge classic purists) will be talked about in the final part of the series

1:"Bad news everyone, Looks like we have to talk about this sh*tty game one more time!" (what a great way to start a review, am i right?)

2:"I actually didnt have any intention of making a Sonic 4 Video" (then why make the video in the first place?)

3:"Until months from now, when i really run out of ideas" (how pathetic you choose to rag on this game for little and pathetic reasons because you "ran out of ideas")

4:"I thought i could just casually mention that Sonic 4 Sucks and everyone would be ok" (well, not when you constantly poop on the game without saying any good qualities about the game, then yes, people will be mad)

5:"I didnt realize i was summoning the sonic 4 defense force!" (because how dare people defend a game they like)

6:Also, lets bring up the comments while we are looking at it, you can see a comment saying he knows nothing about sonic 4, which is absoloutely hilarious, and best of all, he doesnt even comment back, which means not only he cant take opinions, he cant take criticism

7:Also, someone also calls him a thick uneducated child and that swear words dont make him a big boy and said that sonic 4 wasnt that bad, he then replied back with "1. Yes it is 2. Yes they do" which means he just said that swear words make him a big boy and that people arent allowed to like Sonic 4, which is just sad, that there are people in the world like this

8:"I wasnt even that harsh on the game, i only called it a pile of sh*t!" (*facepalm*)

9:"If someone called something you like a pile of sh*t, you can just shake it off guys!" (youre acting like thats no biggie, swearing at a mobile game is just laughable)

10:"Now im going to ****ing rub your noses in the sh*t! and make you feel bad for liking it!" (he literally said like a little crybaby that because the "sonic 4 defense force" hurt his little feewings, hes gonna make us feel bad for liking it! how pathetic)

11:"So just remember i didnt want to do this, you made me do this!" (actually, no one asked for this video)

12:"Where do i even begin?" (because a downloadable 2 quid mobile game has THAT many problems with it according to Cybertard)

13:"This games presentation is like some kind of horrible nightmare" (OH NO! THE ART STYLE ISNT LIKE SONIC 3 AND KNUCKLES! ITS AUTOMATICALLY BAD! PLAY SONIC 1 IN PROTEST!)

14:"And cant even compare to the meticulously detailed sprites of the genesis" (so youre saying that this pixelated mess of a sprite uglyclassicsonic.jpeg is better than a 3D Model sonic4sonic.jpeg made in 2010, thats just retarded and something that a purist would say)

15:"Theres muddled garbage sonic in silk that just looks like sh*t!" (SHUT THE HELL UP! its called a cel-shaded artstyle, and since you like the dreamcast so much, you probably had jet set radio before, absoloute hypocrite, and lets give him another point for something else id like to point out!)

16:And lets be honest, he probably doesnt like the cel-shaded artstyle because a sonic adventure dx game case bit him as a kid or something and his nostalgia goggles were on at the time so he likes the dreamcast version more

17:No i dont give a f**k that he has green eyes or uses a modern appearance (how many swear words are you going to say idiot)

18:"He just looks like sh*t!" (wow, repeating the same words you already said to get your point across, very well done review already)

19:"I mean look at this ****ing run animation!" (IMAGINE FLIPPING COMPLAINING ABOUT A RUN ANIMATION, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!)

20:"Good lord, the animation completely lacked the fluidity neccesary to convey a satisfying sense of speed" (once again, take your rose tinted nostalgia goggles off!)

21:Also, are you seriously complaining that the run animation doesnt give a sense of speed and is therefore unenjoyable? are you kidding me?

22:"Why do all the character models look like they were rendered in full bright" (*COUGH* cel-shaded *COUGH* artstyle)

23:"They dont even look like theyre actually part of the environment" (oh no, how dare they be rendered in 3D, EVERYTHING MUST LOOK LIKE SONIC 3 AND KNUCKLES, ITS THE PERFECT GAME, OH MY GOD, THE SENSE OF SPEED IN THAT GAME, AND EVERYTHING IS SO PERFECT, OH SONIC 3, SLEEP WITH ME TONIGHT, LET ME PUT MY LOG IN YOUR FIREPLACE!!!)

24:"Overall, this games artstyle is just nauseating!" (Yeah, he probably doesnt know what jet set radio is if he doesnt even know what cel shaded graphics is)

25:"I know alot of people think this sh*t looks good for some reason!" (Whats this? another time where youve basically said no one is allowed to like the game? im totally shocked!)

26:And while we are on the subject, ive heard cybershells defenders say that sonic 3, a game from 1994, looks better than sonic 4, a game from 2010 with 3d models and HD graphics with a cel shaded artstyle, but no, all hail sonic 3, the perfect sonic experience!

27:"Lets move on to the music" (FINALLY! YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THE "sh*t" ARTSTYLE FOR LIKE 1 FULL MINUTE, LIKE SHUT UP ALREADY!)

28:"God ****ing damn it!" (Wow, another swear word! how many times has he swore now?)

29:Honestly im giving him another point, thats just taking the mick and annoying and frustrating people on purpose!

30:"Even if the music was only pretty good ill be tearing it apart" (exactly, all fans care about is the music, but no, levels like ice cap zone and launch base have great music, absoloute perfection am i right guys?)

31:"But its not even pretty good guys, its ****ing bad! good music is CRUCIAL to making a good sonic game" (and that my friend, is one of the dumbest quotes ive heard and we are only 2 minutes into the video out of the 24 minutes, we still have 22 minutes to go of this garbage!)

32:"And this music sucks, it ****ing sucks dude, it ****ING SUCKS!" (youre just being completely obnoxious at this point)

33:"Again, im not going to spend too long talking about this one" (you LITERALLY spent a whole minute talking about how ATROCIOUS the art style is, how is that not long?)

34:"Because its fairly self-evident" (Yep, cybershell is so full of himself hes acting like no one likes the music, shut up, lots of people like the music!)

35:"And im sure there are people out there who actually like this" (WAIT, REALLY?)

36:"but JESUS ****ING CHRIST do i find this sh*t grating!" (because normal sounding synths is ear grating, go listen to sonic forces soundtrack, and your view on that will change, but i forgot, cybershell doesnt touch anything to do with modern sonic unless its the dreamcast and GOD FORBID someone says SADX and SA2B is better than the originals)

37:"especially the ****ing clownish boss music" (seriously? now hes going to do a whole essay on how much he hates the sonic 4 boss music doesnt he?)

38:In fact, HE ACTUALLY DOES! lets hear what this absoloute clown himself has to say about the "****ing clownish boss music"

39:"Remember the boss music from sonic 3?" (OH! OF COURSE HE TALKS ABOUT SONIC 3! AHA!)

40:"That music was good, kind of intimidating/imposing, and most important of all, it was actually good" (he just said good twice, that is so dumb and babyish)

41:and while we are at it, lets give him another point for saying it twice

42:and lets give him yet another point because he actually thought sonic 3s boss music was intimidating and sonic 4s wasnt, you just cant deny that!

43:"lets listen to the sonic 4 boss theme" (i see what he is doing, he is going to rant about how terrible the sonic 4 boss theme is or something, i know its coming, hes THAT predictable)

44:*is so arrogant with his opinions, he literally doesnt say anything and just has the plain music on*

45:"There are only 2 things you can say, f***, you" (wow, hes so much of a dumbass he cant even think of proper words to describe the song!)

46:"Some people were accusing me" ("Accusing you" yeah ok buddy)

47:"of hating this game just because it didnt use the exact same physics" (Not really surprised considering how long you rag on about on just about every single little detail, just to "prove your point")

48:"i dont see anything wrong" (Lets fast forward to the end shall we? "i cant respect a man who has no problem with the sonic 4 physics", my god he is so much of a retard, he doesnt see anything wrong but hates on people and cant respect people liking it, you know what, because of him not respecting people liking it and being a huge hypocrite, lets give him 2 more points!)

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51:"with wanting a new sonic game just to use the physics from the originals" (You know, the fact he is such a retard that i assumed this and gave him 2 extra points after that just goes to show how much im used to him being a purist, which he is by the way)

52:"if those games are great and fun, not to mention its a fairly reasonable thing to expect from a game thats literally ****ing advertising itself as being a sequel to those games" (honestly, shut up! all of those things you said are dumb, you swore YET AGAIN, and hating on the physics just because it isnt exactly like it, just goes to show how much of a purist you are, thats 2 extra points!)

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55:"but thats not even why i hate it" (trying to casually cover your dumb remarks up now, i see)

56:"i dont hate it because its different" (lets fast forward again, YOU LITERALLY COMPLAIN ABOUT THE HOMING ATTACK, cybertard once again amazing us with his stupidity)

57:"i hate it because its ****ing bad and not fun to play" (yeah, youre not gonna say why though, youre just gonna swear like an adult manbaby instead of telling why)

58:Also, while we are at it, HE LITERALLY RAN INTO SPIKES, AND STOPPED ON WALLS ON PURPOSE!

59:He constantly screws up just to get his point across

60:and the stopping on walls thing counts as a point too

61:and finally, his screwups on purpose are WORSE THAN IGNS, that says something

62:"first of all the spindash ****ing sucks sh*t in this game" (wow, what a great way to introduce your big essay on how bad the spindash is, the spindash is literally the thing that gives you speed, but no, HOW DARE THIS GAME TRY TO BE FAST)

63:And can we point out HOW MANY TIMES HE HAS SWORE AT THIS POINT, ITS JUST FLIPPING OBNOXIOUS

64:"you dont even gain momentum when rolling down a hill, what the f***?" (you say stopping on purpose, if you stop like that, of course youre not going to get momentum!)

65:Also, he said a swear word YET AGAIN, i think he averages 1 swear word every 5 to 10 seconds at this point

66:"There is literally no sense of inertia at all" (*Snort* how dare *Snort* it has *Snort* different physics! *Snort* Play sonic 3 *Snort* its superior in every *Snort* ing way, NYEEEHHRRRR!)

67:"Sonic feels totally weightless" (SONIC ONLY STANDS 3 FOOT TALL!)

68:Also, he just said it felt stiff and had no inertia, how can he be stiff and weightless at the same time? he cant even get that right!

69:"If you stop holding right you immediately come to a stop, its extremely jarring" (News Flash:he stops? JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER SONIC GAME? GEE I WONDER WHY!)

70:"Its not just the physics that are horrible, the level design is trash" (HOW DARE IT NOT EXACTLY BE LIKE SONIC 3!!! WHERE IS MY 15 ALTERNATE ROUTES? WHERE IS MY LOWERED KNUCKLES JUMP??? WHERE IS THE IMMERSION, OH MY GAWD SONIC 3 LETS SLEEP TOGETHER, THE BOSSES, OHH!!! I HAVE A WET DREAM FOR THE BOSSES IN EVERY ACT! AND THE SIGNPOST AND THE MUSIC IS JUST, BRILLIANT!)

71:And while we are at it, hes basically saying "hey sonic, dont go fast, do constant platforming with spikes and enemies everywhere!" because how dare dimps make an actually fast classic sonic game which is on par with modern sonic for once

72:Also, he is showing another dumbass image to "get his point across" but not ONE level is it this bland, it literally says launch into the air, run down walls, loop, run up walls, run down walls, launch into the air again, and says that a bottomless pit is "difficulty", just shut the hell up, i bet this picture was created by the sonic retro nostalgiatards, its just appalling to be honest, then it says homing attack enemy chain, the reason that is there is because, ooh, i dont know, BECAUSE IT WANTS TO BE DIFFERENT? but no, sonic fans dont like different, EVERYTHING HAS TO BE THE EXACT SAME AS SONIC 3 THE PERFECT 10 OUT OF 10 MASTERPIECE!!!

73:Also hes acting like level gimmicks are a bad thing, ITS JUST A LEVEL SHAKING THINGS UP, YOU SHOULD BE USED TO THIS, SINCE SONIC 3 HAS MANY OF THOSE!

74:And finally, it says spring into a loop and launch into the air once more, isnt that just BASIC SONIC LEVEL DESIGN 101? exactly! but no, we need to have mazelike 7 minute messes with bosses at the end of everything instead of keeping things simple

75:Also, the fact it says that only dimps uses this "LeVeL DeSiGn TeMpLAtE", but you know, this is basic stuff used in every sonic game

76:"The game is extremely reliant on speed boosters" (They are called dash panels "Sonic Lore Master")

77:"A booster every now and then is fine" (Sonic 4 has a perfect amount of dash panels, but i forgot cybertard is a complete dumbass)

78:"But theyre WAY too frequent" (WHATS THIS??? SPEED IN MY SONIC GAME??? EWW GROSS! SONIC 3 FOREVER!)

79:And if youre wondering why i keep bringing sonic 3 up as this perfect game everyone likes, thats because cybertard and the classic purists overpraise this game as this holy grail 10 out of 10 MASTERPIECE of a game and that no other game comes even CLOSE to achieving the absoloute GREATNESS this game is, for example on awesome games wiki miraheze, the first comment you see on the obligatory and generic sonic 3 page is "An absolutely wonderful game. Definitely the best Sonic game ever made, I really don't have any problems with it, it's fantastic." which just sums up how samey everyone in the fanbase is thanks to purists like cybershell, who shove opinions in peoples faces and now the entire sonic fanbase, has these opinions, at least youtubers like clementj64 didnt do this, why cant cybershell actually not be a toxic scumbag and be a fun and entertaining youtuber for once

80:"In this game, going top speed is supposed to be a reward that you have to earn" (Who is this? sammy classic sonic fans dad or something? jesus christ is this man a classic purist!)

81:"And theyre just constantly handing it out like ****ing candy" (SPEED! WHATS SPEED? I NEVER LEARNT IT IN CLASS! DARGH! IM GONNA PLAY ONE OF MY COLLECTORS ITEM EDITIONS OF SONIC 3! OH SONIC 3! THE MOMENTUM! THE PLATFORMING! *kisses and rapes sonic 3 megadrive cartridge*)

82:"And dear god! DEAR ****ING GOD!" (Ive just known that not only he thinks swear words make him a big boy, he likes to repeat the same stuff he says to lamely "get his point across" once again)

83:"The HOMING ATTACK? THE HOMING ATTACK???" (OH NO! A HOMING ATTACK! EWW GET AWAY FROM ME EWW GREEN EYED IMPOSTER GO PLAY SONIC 3 AND SONIC MANIA OMG)

84:"The thing that was only added to the 3D sonic games out of neccessity?" (GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, DID HE JUST SAY THAT IT WAS ONLY ADDED OUT OF NECESSITY AND THAT SONIC SHOULDVE NEVER HAD THE HOMING ATTACK IN THE FIRST PLACE??? my word, he definately uses sonic retro, im calling it)

85:"Remember when jumping on enemies" (He just referred the homing attack as jumping on enemies still, definately a classic purist right here!)

86:"is supposed to be fun and not a LIFELESS CHORE?" (So youre saying sonic 3s way of attacking enemies is good, but sonic 4, sonic adventure, sonic 3d blast, sonic adventure 2 and EVERY GAME AFTER THAT is a "lifless chore")

87:And you know what, the "lifeless chore" quote gets its own point

88:"Remember when killing enemies took skill?" (*strokes long beard* HEY SONNY ME BOY! BACK IN ME DAY THE HOMING ATTACK NEVER EXISTED, AND THATS HOW WE LIKED IT ROUND HERE!)

89:Also, i cant believe how DUMB that quote is, he just said the homing attack is not only a lifeless chore, but he also said that no skill is required, what about the spiked enemies? do they not exist now or what?

90:"Remember when taking the top half in a sonic game" ("the top half" he really has only played the megadrive games until fans forced him to do sonic adventure dx didnt he?)

91:"Required you to build up speed and launch yourself" (so sonic 4 doesnt do that now?)

92:"Or do some tricky platforming" (thats the bottom half, moron!)

93:"Now you just have to press A 5 times" (ARE YOU FREAKING JOKING? i bet this man has never touched a 3d sonic game outside SA1 or SA2 in his life, I BET YOU THAT!)

94:And no i dont care if his dumbass arrogant "Sonic Lore Master" name referrs to gregorios from sonic unleashed, i bet he only used that because "haha sonic lore master" and not becuase he actually played it

95:In fact, speaking of arrogance, because of how "bad" forces was and how "great" mania was, he played sonic 2 in protest saying "**** you sega" every time sonic and tails jumped, now that is arrogance to the extreme, also that means he swore over 100 TIMES IN 1 VIDEO, JESUS CHRIST

96:"You uncurl from a ball after launching in the air" (THIS AINT SONIC ADVENTURE WHERE SPRINGS TURN YOU INTO A BALL IDIOT)

97:"The ****ing hell is the point of this change?" (To make the game challenging, but your thick skull cant comprehend a fair and balanced and fast classic sonic game, no, sonic 3 is an absoloute masterpiece! nothing wrong with it! 10 out of 10)

98:"They literally give you no choice but to use a shi**y ****ing homing attack!" (WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU LITERALLY COMPLAIN THAT SONIC 4 HAS NO CHALLENGE, YET COMPLAIN YOU UNCURL FROM A BALL, THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT THE HOMING ATTACK BECAUSE CLASSIC SONIC CANT EVER BE DIFFERENT, NO NO, SONIC 3 FOREVER! AND FINALLY, HE LITERALLY SAYS 2 SWEAR WORDS IN A ROW TO ACT LIKE A BIG BOY, NO, HES JUST A DUMBASS WHO THINKS HES ALWAYS RIGHT)

99:Also, imagine using shi**y AND ****ing to describe 1 move in sonics moveset to exaggerate it like its the worst move ever, HOW DARE IT BE MADE MORE FAIR AND BALANCED, WOOHOO ANOTHER POINT FOR SONIC 3 AND KNUCKLES THE GODLY SAINT OF A GAME!

100:"**** dude, 3 acts? weve been over this!" (OH NO! AN EXTRA ACT! GOOD LORD! A GAME THAT HAS MORE CONTENT AND POLISH THAN THE CLASSICS? EWW GROSS! MEGADRIVE FOREVER!)

101:"Literally everyone understands that 2 acts is a perfect amount" (because you brainwashed every sonic fan into thinking youre always right, so EVERYONE LIKES 2 ACTS WITH A BOSS AT THE END OF EVERY ACT! its the same length as those! but just broken into pieces, but once again, its cybertards stupidity again! no surprise really)

102:"ONLY 4 NEW ZONES?" (oh my god, you absoloute joke of a reviewer SONIC 4 EPISODE 1 HAD 5 ZONES, SONIC 4 EPISODE 2 HAD 5 ZONES, PLUS EPISODE METAL, THATS 11 ZONES, NOT 4 YOU IDIOT! hes so much of a retard he doesnt even know how to count!)

103:"Special stages based on the sonic 1 special stages? WHO THE **** LIKED THE SPECIAL STAGES FROM SONIC 1?" (oh yeah, but like the halfpipe and blue spheres are any better, he probably wants to reach into the nerdy ass CRT TV he probably has in his mums basement and lick classic sonics blue virtual hidden balls if he could!)

104:Also, many people liked sonic 1s special stages, they were cool and fun!

105:"Not to mention these ones have timers and ring gates" (because difficulty in sonic games isnt allowed now)

106:"And you dont even control sonic, you rotate the ENTIRE STAGE!" (i dont know, BECAUSE ITS A MOBILE GAME!)

107:"These are ****ING GARBAGE!" (wow, swearing for the millionth time, what a mature man he is! oh my god when i grow up i want to be a sad and constantly angry purist wet blanket who probably lives in his mums basement somewhere in florida, what news headline should cybershell have? "FLORIDA MAN DOES 24 MINUTE RANT OVER A 1.99 MOBILE GAME OFF THE APP STORE" that sounds fitting)

108:"Hey look the ending is just sonic 1s ending again!" (just shut up, the game was obviously made to pander to idiots like you and you complain about it! ungrateful and retarded to be honest)

109:"WHATS THE ****ING POINT OF CALLING THIS GAME SONIC 4 IF ITS JUST A PALE IMITATION OF THE PREVIOUS GAMES?" (how is this man a verified youtuber? HOW DUMB CAN A PERSON BE? sonic mania did the EXACT THING SONIC 4 DID BUT WITH SONIC 3S AWFUL LEVEL DESIGN PRINCIPLE FOR EVERY. SINGLE. ACT. but no, sonic mania is perfect because it tried nothing new or special, but sonic 4 which refined old zones with new stuff, HELL NO GET THAT OUTTA HERE AM I RIGHT?)

110:"SPLASH Hill? Casino STREET?? LOST Labyrinth??? Mad Gear? this is literally just green hill, casino night, labyrinth and metropolis zones" (Yes, but unlike sonic 4, they put ORIGINAL STUFF AND IDEAS NOT USED PREVIOUSLY! SHOCKER! SONIC MANIA FOREVER BECAUSE IT TRIED NOTHING COOL OR SPECIAL! WAY PAST COOL! SONIC APPROVED!)

111:"If youre going to straight up reuse old zones" (COUGH sonic mania COUGH)

112:"At least have the common ****ING decency to admit it like sonic mania" (but once again cybertard, sonic mania tried nothing new with the level design while sonic 4 did, sonic mania is just mainstream trash that tried nothing new yet it got overwhelmingly positive, but sonic 4 which tried new level gimmicks AND fusing classic gameplay with adventure gameplay gets SO MUCH NEGATIVITY these days that people think its straight up WORSE THAN 06 AND RISE OF LYRIC COMBINED)

113:"or at least bring some new ideas to the table" (*mutahar laugh*)

114:"WHAT THE **** IS SONIC 4 BRINGING TO THE TABLE???" (this is one of my least favourite quotes from this pathetic excuse for a review, hes basically denying that sonic 4 did other stuff while sonic mania stayed true, and since sonic mania stayed true to the sacred holy trilogy of sonic games, he asslicks it and hates this one for trying something new, that my friend, is completely retarded)

115:"Oh, oh my god! HOLY SH*T" (wow, even more swear words, you just couldnt resist yourself could you?)

116:"What the ****ing hell is this?" (NEW RECORD! littlest space between swear words in a cybershell vi.. ah wait a minute, that reward goes to the "sh*tty ****ing homing attack")

117:"Stop please, just go back to bringing nothing new to the table" (STOP! PLEASE! GO BACK TO NOT TRYING SOMETHING NEW EWW, HOW DARE IT TRY SOMETHING NEW SONIC 3 FOR LIFE EVERYBODY)

118:and you know what, im running out of times where i can use this sonic 3 joke because its gotten SO OLD already, him constantly RAGGING on a 1.99 mobile game, and not only that

119:its becoming EXTREMELY tiring writing ALL THESE SINS down, jeez man calm the frick down its just a mobile game, but no, you have to complain about the "sh*tty ****ing homing attack" for 1 minute, you just HAD to do that didnt you?

120:"Go back to just being sh*tty versions of old levels! PLEASE!" (Imagine being SO MUCH of a purist that you say that, GO BACK TO BRINGING NOTHING NEW LIKE SONIC MANIA! he is basically saying, ALL HAIL SONIC MANIA IT SAVED THE FRANCHISE!)

121:"these new level gimmicks are ****ing ATROCIOUS!!!" (MY FLIPPING GOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME? SONIC MANIA HAS DUMBASS GIMMICKS LIKE "OOH! JELLY!" IN CHEMICAL PLANT, THAT IS PRAISED, BUT WHEN SONIC 4 HAS LITERAL MINECARTS AND BOULDER BALANCING, ITS WORST GAME EVER WORSE THAN 06 AND RISE OF LYRIC COMINED GRRR!!!)

122:"They even made something basic like swinging on a vine feel like sh*t!" (Yeah, like sonic 3s vine swinging was ANY BETTER)

123:"This is ****ing EMBARASSING!" (go cry in a corner dumbass purist who doesnt want anything new to come out of the series)

124:"Yeah i want a sh*tty minecart segment in my sonic game!" (OH! SONIC MANIA! SAVE THE FRANCHISE! OH THE GIMMCIKS, PERFECTO, BEST THIING EVUH, OH THE SPEED, MOMENTUM, ITS ALL PERFECT, OH SONIC MANIA SLEEP IN MY BED, LETS GO EVEN FURTHER LETS HAVE SEX TONIGHT! *sonic 4:tries something actually new and impressive* EWW GET THE **** OUT OF MY BED SH*TTY ****ER)

125:"**** you!" (imagine swearing at a mobile game!)

126:"honestly its kind of impossible to truly put into words how ****ing ABYSMAL this game is" (OH MY GOD! GO DIE IN A FIRE! GAAHHHH! HOW DARE YOU TRY NEW THINGS! EWW WHATS THAT GREEN IMPOSTER??? SPLASH HILL? HOMING ATTACK GAHHHH SONIC 3 RULES SONIC 4 RUINED SONIC 3S LEGACY GAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHH WORST GAME EVER MADE EVER WORSE THAN SONIC LABYRINTH WORSE THAN RISE OF LYRIC, WORSE THAN ET!!!!)

127:"you really need to play it for yourself" (slowly goes up wall on purpose to show how "bad" the physics are and blames it on the game, ONCE AGAIN)

128:also im giving him an extra point for playing like IGN in his "review"

129:"to understand how HORRIBLE it feels" (because how dare it not play EXACTLY like the originals, whats next? sonic origins is bad because it remastered the game and made it better, i cant wait to see that one next year! *grabs popcorn*

130:and you know how i said all his fans are also 30 year old purists, correction, THEY ARE 40, there was many people in the comments saying they were 35 to 40 years old once on one of cybershells videos, his channel really is for nostalgiatards, by a nostalgiatard

131:"the bosses in this game are so acutely UNFUN" (WUT???? SONIC 2 AND 3S BOSSES MADE BETTER? EWW GROSS GO BACK TO BEING NOTHING COOL GO BACK TO SONIC MANIA OH SONIC MANIA YOU DID SOMETHING SONIC TEAM COULDNT DO OH CHRISTIAN WHITEHEAD CAN I LICK YOUR SAGGY BALLS PLEASE?)

132:"and the worst part is that after you beat the last one is that you fight ALL 4 OF THEM AGAIN!" (whats this? A BOSS RUSH AT THE END OF THE GAME THAT, CHALLENGES THE PLAYER? OMG HOW DARE IT TRY TO BE DIFFICULT)

133:"in a sh*tty ****ing boss rush!" (OH MY GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? HE SAID SH*TTY ****ING AGAIN TO DESCRIBE STUFF, HE IS THAT MUCH OF AN OFFICIAL MANBABY THAT HE USES NOTHING BUT SWEAR WORDS EVERY 5 SECONDS TO EXPLAIN HIS VIEWS, IF YOU CAN EVEN CALL THEM VIEWS, ALL HE DOES IS JUMP ON THE, OH WAIT, HE CREATED THE SONIC 4 HATE BANDWAGON! IT WASNT AS HATED UNTIL MANIA GOT RELEASED AND THIS VIDEO CAME OUT! IF IT WERENT FOR CYBERSHELL, PEOPLE WOULDNT CONSIDER IT ONE OF THE WORST GAMES EVER MADE!)

134:he also led people to think this obvious passion project was a cash grab

135:and lets not forget the fact, he said "sh*tty ****ing" again, i swear thats gonna become his new catchphrase if he says that for a 3rd time

136:"before you can fight the final boss" (wow, once again, seperating these 2 like they are 2 different games is dumb, JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE EPISODIC DOESNT MEAN THEY ARE DIFFERENT GAMES!!!)

137:and we cant ignore the fact he said it was the final boss, so does the egg heart not exist now?

138:and he acknowledged the 5th zone despite saying there was 4 zones *facepalm*

139:"which is the death egg robot from sonic 2, did the people making this game not have ANY original ideas?" (*completely ignores level gimmicks because they are in his own words "****ing ATROCIOUS!!!" get outta here with all that "gimmicks suck because sonic 4" nonsense)

140:"I know some of you are losing your sh*t" (GEE CYBER I WONDER WHY? YOU SLAGGED OFF A MOBILE GAME BY ITS SMALL PROBLEMS AND CREATED A TOXIC BANDWAGON WHICH IS STILL HERE TODAY IN 2021)

141:"BuT CyBerSheLL, SOnIc MaNiA had ThE DeAtH EgG RoBoT ToO!!!" (he is literally mimicking people like a manchild, hes that much of an ass to people everybody)

142:"yeah, as the boss of the FIRST LEVEL" (imagine using that excuse to cover up sonic mania reusing things, absoloutely pathetic)

143:Also, the first level is green hill act 1, not act 2, once again, hes so dumb he cant even count properly! we need manchildren to stop running the sonic fanbase like this! its just embarrassing in itself to be honest!

144:"Thats an idea thats actually kind of funny and interesting" (boss battles can be funny according to cybertard)

145:OOH! THE DEATH EGG ROBOT IS DIFFERENT IN MANIA BECAUSE ITS ZONE 1, ALL HAIL MANIA FOR BEING "DIFFERENT" AND SAVING THE FRANCHISE!!! WOO!

146:"And it looks WAY BETTER than this 24 hit SLOG of a final boss" (sonic unleashed doesnt exist now, ah wait a second its because he DOESNT PLAY ANY BOOST GAME!)

147:by the way that deserves its own point

148:also, arent final bosses ment to be you know, CHALLENGING? what about the death egg robot in sonic 2? that was WAY WORSE than this! not only he is a purist manchild who swears every 15 seconds and cant count, hes also a hypocrite too! i totally didnt see that coming!

149:"Complete with a bullsh*t instakill attack on the final hit" (SONIC 2 8 BIT HAD THAT ON THE FIRST BOSS, BUT NO, NO ONE MUST EVER SAY SOMETHING NEGATIVE ABOUT THE HOLY CLASSIC SONIC GAMES!!!)

150:"In conclusion" (*gets party popper out*)

151:"Sonic 4 Episode 1 is ****ING DOGSH*T! (WOW! THE REVIEW STARTS AND ENDS WITH CYBERTARD CALLING IT SH*T, ABSOLOUTELY AMAZING REVIEW! 10 OUT OF 10 BEST REVIEW EVER CYBERSHELL SONIC LORE MASTER HAHA FUNNY)

152:"1 out of 10, NEVER EVER PLAY THIS GAME!" (imagine warding first timers off because you shouted at them for wanting to get it, i cant believe this idiot thinks that is acceptable in ANY WAY)

153:"And seriously, ****ing SPARE ME ALL THE, "yOuRe ExAgGeRaTiNG! iTs NoT ThAt BaD!" comments" (WELL WHEN YOU SAY ITS THE WORST SONIC GAME EVER AND ONE OF THE WORST OF ALL TIME, THAT IS DEFINATELY EXAGGERATING, AND SWEARING THAT MUCH TOO, WHAT A SAD SAD IDIOT HE IS!)

154:and by the way im giving him a point for him mimicking "the sonic 4 defense force" earlier

155:and one for right now, because cybertard deserves all the criticism he deserves!

156:"**** YOU for saying its "not that bad" its why we get GARBAGE games like this in the first place!" (HOW ABOUT FRICK YOU AS WELL, ALL YOUVE DONE IS SWEAR AND SWEAR ABOUT HOW A HARMLESS MOBILE GAME IS THE WORST GAME EVER, AND NOW YOU WONT EVEN LET PEOPLE LIKE THE GAME! I SAY FRICK YOU CYBERSHELL! YOU SEMI RUINED THE FANBASE WITH TOXIC NOSTALGIATARDS THAT ACTUALLY LOOK UP TO YOU! imagine blaming forces and lost world, which wasnt even bad, on sonic 4 just because you want to please your dumbass 30 year old purist sonic retro user fanbase!)

157:and that second part deserves another point!

158:"thats why its taken over 20 years to get a REAL sequel to sonic 3 and knuckles" (SHUT UP CYBERPENIS, JUST SHUT THE HELL UP, NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT HOW MANIA "ERASED SONIC 4" FROM CANON, SONIC 4 IS APPARENTLY SO "SH*TTY ****ING ATROCIOUS!" THAT IT DOESNT COUNT AS SONIC 4! BECAUSE SONIC MANIA IS "ThE ReAl SoNiC 4 HaHa LoL SoNiK 4 BaD CuZ CyBeRsheLL SeD So!")

159:"also, imagine calling sonic 3 "sonic 3 and knuckles" despite it being originally 1 game, so much for "the sonic lore master" once again

160:"so why would anyone ever POSSIBLY like this game???" (i dont know, because OPINIONS EXIST!!)

161:"lets look at the potential reasons" (as of this part, he has done over 7 MINUTES of swearing and ranting at a mobile game and now hes doing another mini essay saying that no one likes the game unless they are dumb)

162:"Number 1:Theyre Retarded" (Newsflash according to cybertard people with a normal opinion are retarded, just shut up and go back to sonic retro, nobody wants to hear you complain about an 11 year old mobile game duology for 22 minutes)

163:"Number 2:Theyre a baby boy and dont know any better" (Or maybe, they have nostalgia for it, and shocker:LIKE THE GAME! OMG HOW CAN ANYONE LIKE THE ABSOLOUTE TRAVESTY THAT IS SONIC 4! OMG EWW GROSS!)

164:"If this is the first game you ever played, i couldnt really hold it against you for liking it" (yeah right, lie to the fans cybertard, shameless hypocrisy once more)

165:"it just means you just need to refine your tastes and get better standards" (Ok cybershell, you believe that, youre not ever stopping me from liking sonic 4, and stop brainwashing me to hate it!)

166:Also, i like it how he says get better standards like everyone must listen to him and nobody else and that he is the god of video games, how delusional can one man be?

167:"Dont do it for me, do it for yourself!" (once again, hiding things just because!)

168:"And sega was aware of the harsh negative response from fans" (Yeah, from TROLLS like MarioTehPlumber and AKnotholeResident, it actually got an 81/100 on Metacritic, is he that blind?)

169:also, troll purists who go on sonic retro cant POSSIBLY be called fans, if you can even call them that

170:"Why dont we look at this destructoid article from 2010?" (OH MY GOD, SHUT UP! IVE BEEN WORKING FOR AN HOUR TRYING TO FINISH THIS 1ST PART AND HE IS JUST DRONING ON AND ON ABOUT HOW "BAD" THE GAME IS, ITS BEEN 8 MINUTES INTO THE VIDEO NOW! 8 FRICKING MINUTES!)

171:*recites the review like jim sterling is some sort of idiot, and says "confirmed virgins" like they arent, also, its called humour, but cybershell doesnt know what humour is, because he is dead in the brain*

172:"Pathological haters sonic retro" (Its funny how cybertard calls sonic retro the smartest sonic forum, they are the dumbest and most toxic!)

173:Not only that, he called iizuka a lazy clueless director, proving my point he has some sort of vendetta against dark age and meta era sonic games

174:"Other members of the terrifying sonic fanbase" (Ironically puts a picture of himself, you really put yourself into a trap lmao)

175:Not only that, cybershell deserves to be called a "bizarre furry b*stard" by jim sterling, jim you are an absoloute legend!

176:"Jesus christ who wrote this ****ing drivel?" (SOMEONE WITH COMMON SENSE!!!)

177:"probably some utterly irrelevant ass clown with even less twitter followers than me!" (thats some sort of insult? Twitter Followers? get a life man...)

178:"Jim Sterling! **** you jim! some games journalist you turned out to be!" (how come many people enjoy his reviews then?)

179:"i cant respect a man who has no problem with sonic 4s physics!" (once again, denying people because they have an opinion!)

180:"and **** you for thinking people who wanted sonic 4 to play like sonic 2 or 3 are crazy" (because they are purists like you! moron!)

181:"hey guess what genius, turns out people DO want a new 2D sonic game with classic physics" (the like to dislike ratio on the sonic mania trailer just shows how ungrateful the fanbase is)

182:"who couldve possibly guessed that?" (pathetically shows cybershell and sonic retro)

Yep, it looks like i have to make another one of these articles again, and before you go "youre just overreacting, this is nothing!" this is FAR from nothing, here is another compilation of the Dumbass Sonic Fanbase who lick sonic manias wet, saggy balls, seriously, i wish sonic mania never existed, because the fanbase is so damn ungrateful, a 2D Sonic game with classic style physics and the homing attack for extra style is made, JUST like the fans wanted, EVERY character is AXED, JUST LIKE THE FANS WANTED! Old levels are redone with new gimmicks, JUST LIKE THE FANS WANTED!!! but no, the sonic fanbase is that garbage isnt it?

This is Part 2 of Everything Wrong with Cybershell, but be sure to stick around because im not done with part 1 yet, i still have to do almost ALL of Episode 2s sins and so i can finally rub Cybershell himselfs nose in the poop for once, im going to count EVERY. SINGLE. SWEAR WORD. IN THE VIDEO! so remember that im going back to that article soon...

Lets start with my comment

"This "review" is worse than ANY of IGNs reviews"

Like, before you say that im stirring things up on purpose, this review has ALL the qualities of an IGN/Gamespot review, he moans that the physics and graphics arent EXACTLY like the classics, moans that the homing attack is in the game, moans that the bubbles enemy is a common enemy and is copy pasted from the SACRED Sonic 3 and Knuckles! and even worse, he talks about how REFINED the mega drive games were and that GOD BLESS anyones WRETCHED SOUL for liking Sonic 4 and tells them "f*** you!" and people defend this guy! there is a reason im doing all these articles, he literally complains about the title screen, the physics, and that it actually does stuff cool and special, but sonic mania does absolutely nothing special and is EXACTLY like sonic 3, and its praised to death and is called "The REAL Sonic 4" and when premydaremy pointed this out, people DISLIKE BOMBED HIS VIDEO! anyways, moving on, as i dont want this to become a nitpicky ass essay like cybershells shameful sonic 4 "review"

Anyway, someone replies with

Jacks Normal Channel 1 month ago 😶‍🌫️

A user named "Jacks Normal Channel" acts like i have to stay silent and praise the absolute GOD that is "The Sonic Lore Master" and that the hate comments will come

And boy, did the hate comments come!

Joey Andreatta 1 month ago You’re REALLY bad at satire kid

4 Likes

Another user named "Joey Andreatta" (sounds like a posh boys name), says "Youre REALLY bad at satire kid" like im some lowlife little kid compared to all of the INTELLECTUALS that are cybershells followers and that DARE i insult him and his MASTERCLASS in reviewing! he also gets 4 likes from cybershell toesuckers

I reply with "@Joey Andreatta him purposefully screwing up and blaming it on the game, check, thinks he is always right, check, swears all the time, check, why do you morons look up to this idiot adult man who swear every 10 seconds and complains about the so called "**** ****** homing attack!" so please, refine YOUR tastes and watch someone who actually fairly reviews the game and doesnt have sonic 3 and knuckles bias" The Real Kotori Minami 1 month ago

Someone from the team of cybershell toesuckers then attacked me, saying this

hazel 1 month ago

@The Real Kotori Minami you're complaining about him cussing lol. What, are you 9? Haha. And him purposefully screwing up is to showcase the weird quirks, mechanics gimmicks and logic of the game. If you purposefully screw up in the older classic games you'll soon realize that Sonic 4 is much more jankier and clunkier. Also it isn't a sin to agree with a man who dislikes a certain feature in a game and shits on it. We have similar opinions. Deal with it. I get told that im a little immature 9 year old for complaining about his cussing, cussing is fine when its rare, but not EVERY 15 GODDAMN SECONDS! and him purposefully screwing up is not to showcase the "weird quirks" those quote on quote "weird quirks" is the game being fun and original, and the wall standing thing only happens if your momentum screws up, and you can see him constantly bumping into enemies AGAIN AND AGAIN, once again, proves that he is JUST LIKE IGN

Then all hell erupted soon after, with all the toesuckers going after me for daring to insult the "Sonic Lore Master" what kind of dumb name even is that? he sounds like a lowlife redditor with that name

I reply with "He literally said we WERENT ALLOWED TO LIKE IT, you are all thick idiots, also, i dont mind swearing, BUT WHEN ITS EVERY 15 SECONDS, IT GETS OBNOXIOUS, the fact you all look up to this 30 year old idiot purist who complains about a TITLE SCREEN, A FLIPPING TITLE SCREEN, so please, shut the hell up"

As you can see, im getting a little irate with these idiots, mostly because opinions on sonic 4 arent allowed for some odd reason, some idiotic roblox noob then acts all mature and says "Shut up kid" once again, like they are all 30 to 40 year old intellectuals who know the franchise inside and out, when they dont, they probably all use sonic retro and discuss how "awful" the meta era is or something, just like brainscratch did in their sonic forces playthrough (i have nothing wrong with brainscratch, theyre funny, but all they do in sonic forces, is constantly poop on the game and constantly give out facts, again and again, repeating the same things and they just sound like sonic retro users themselves, thank god clement left, he has better stuff to do then be with classic purists talking about how "atrocious" sonic 4 is)

I then reply with "jeez, why is EVERYONE calling me kid, are ALL of you dumb 30 year olds who think they are right all the time, maybe, for once, YOU should shut up! :O"

So after dealing with the first troll, i get another reply stating "omfg why dont you just understand, some people dont just like sonic 4?"

Basically, this whiny 30 year old with a sonic jpeg profile picture is moaning at me because SOME people dont like sonic 4, some? the ENTIRE fanbase saying its the worst game in the entire franchise out of THIN AIR without anything to back up their statement is SOME?

I reply with ""some people" my a**, i havent seen ONE person like sonic 4, people act like its the necronomicon of gaming history and that its a complete and utter disgrace to the entire world and that sonic mania is "The REAL Sonic 4", MANY youtubers, Cobanermani456, ClementJ64 and Nathaniel Bandy just respectfully dislike the game and leave it at that, bumbling IDIOTS like cybershell constantly rag on about how its worse than rise of lyric, sonic genesis, sonic 06 AND shadow the hedgehog combined and rant about how terrible and ATROCIOUS the boss battles and level gimmicks are, because how dare sonic 4 tries new stuff sonic mania was too cowardly to even try, so yes, i do understand, but guess what, dont go saying that only a few people hate it, because ive gotten death threats for liking the game, LITERAL DEATH THREATS!"

And the final one on the list of trolls named "George Liquor" (so probably another 40 year old with that username) says "Go Back to Twitter"

Frick off with the "go back to twitter" nonsense! im apparently as bad as the people who voted for brexit on twitter, that is a dumbass statement, i then silence him by mimicking what cybershell basically says in his review

"GRRRRRRR!!!!! HOW DARE YOU LIKE SONIC 4, ITS SO MUCH WORSE THAN THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY! ITS WORSE THAN 06 AND RISE OF LYRIC COMBINED THE NASTY ATROCIOUS GIMMICKS AND THE HOMING ATTACK? EWW, HOW DARE THE GAME TRY SOMETHING NEW, SONIC MANIA FOREVUH!"

I think we can easily say that is EVERY sonic 4 haters argument, that it tried nothing new, when it tried MUCH more new stuff than the overrated rom hack that is sonic mania, and the whole "REAL Sonic 4" thing is so retarded i almost quit being a sonic fan and said that i was ashamed, so please, dont go saying that sonic 4 is only PARTLY hated, because i havent heard ONE POSITIVE THING about sonic 4 since sonic manias dumbass reveal trailer with the stupid game intro that thinks its so awesome, you can see christian whitehead and his team of sonic retro nostalgiatards are REALLY proud of themselves making the sonic community THIS toxic by making this game intro, the game intro thinks its so full of life and colourful, but the music is just generic techno music instead of you know, megadrive music, like its supposed to!

peace out my bois!

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