Sonic 2022 Cutscenes

ALL Cutscene Lines from Sonic 2022

Cutscene 1:Welcome to Tokyo

Ben Shapiro:Hi, i am ben shapiro, i am currently driving my car but my satnav is telling me to turn left when really the right and more political way of thinking is to turn right so i can watch hookers get laid

Sonic:thats disgusting, im out of here, anyway, ive got a date with nico yazawa, she is at the shopping arcade, wait a second why is she being captured by eggman

Nico:DAREKA TASUKETE!!! (this is just a recycled line from hanayo made to look like nico is talking)

Sonic:Eggman, i am going to free nico, and i am going to save tokyo, no copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!

Cutscene 2:Back to Tokyo

Amy Rose:I want to impress sonic with my skills so he will have butt sex with me!

Chip:Thats really gross amy, i didnt know you liked him that much, you dont deserve my chocolate, im giving it to e-123, and i will put weed in his because he likes weed

E-123 Omega:HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Knuckles:Chip, did you seriously drug him again, you know he is addicted to weed! it also erases his memory

Amy Rose:Oh no, it is all my fault, this is all because i wanted to impress sonic with my skills so he would have butt sex with me!

Doctor Eggman:You want to have butt sex with him? not before i do, this is it, the all new EGG DILDO

Sonic:Hey, can ya speak up a little bit, i cant really hear you at all, also amy rose, i will not have butt sex with you, you know i started dating nico yazawa recently, she let her hair down to me, something you cant do amy, i like hot babes with their hair down, but you have your hair so weirdly its kind of cancerous to look at

Cutscene 3:Sonic awakens eggman

Sonic:Hey shadow

Shadow:What?

Sonic:Can i see sexy pictures of you

Shadow:thats really gay sonic, all you need to know is that me and rouge, we have been together recently

Sonic:Rouge the Bat? the pornhub chick? lucky you shadow

Rouge:shadow totally fricked eggmans wife

Doctor Eggman:So, what are we talking about here?

Rouge:about fricking your wife

Doctor Eggman:WHAT IN THE ACTUAL SHITE?

Cutscene 4:Ive come to make an announcement

Doctor Eggman:Ive come to make an announcement, shadow the hedgehogs a b*tch-ass motherf***er! he p*ssed on my f***ing wife! thats right, he got his hedgehog quilly d*ck out, said it was "THIS BIG!" and i said thats disgusting, so im making a callout post on my twitter dot com, shadow the hedgehog, you got a small d*ck, its the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! and guess what, heres what my DONG looks like! KAPOW! THATS RIGHT BABY! ALL POINTS! NO QUILLS! NO PILLOWS! look it looks like two balls and a bong, guess what, shadow the hedgehog, you f***ed my wife so guess what, im gonna f*** the earth, this is what you get! MY SUPER LASER P*SS! except im not going to p*ss on the earth, IM GONNA GO HIGHER, IM P*SSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! THATS RIGHT OBAMA! I P*SSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! you have 23 hours before the p*ss DRRROPLETS HIT THE F***ING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY F***ING SITE! before i p*ss on you too...

Cutscene 5:Tokyo is ruined

Chip:This is horrible, i cant believe this all happened because amy told sonic about butt sex and he got all retarded about it!

Sonic:im sorry, but i dont care about any of you and im going to find nico right away, bye idiots, im never having butt sex with any of you!

Amy Rose:Ill have my hair down!

Sonic:its too late for letting your hair down, tokyo city is looking alot like crisis city right about now

Knuckles:i want to hadouken you right it the nut balls right now

Cutscene 6:Eggmans Base!

Doctor Eggman:you fools must have a death wish! meet the sky deck! i doubt you will get to me, and if you do, time for the pointless boss battle nobody gives a flying frick about

Sonic:I WANT MY BUTT SEX!

Ben Shapiro:So far, sonic has wanted butt sex with nico, but he has accidentally created a scientific love triangle with nico, shadow and amy, and now, i doubt anyone would like him now considering how much of a scientific jerk sonic is

Sonic:By the way ben shapiro, you wont be featuring in my next album!

Ben Shapiro:I scientifically dont care

Cutscene 7:Credits

Sonic:you made it to the end, here is your reward, a free sample of my favourite wikipedia page

Amy Rose:Cock and ball torture (CBT), occasionally known as penis torture, dick torture, or male genitorture/male genital torture, is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.

Credits:Angelic Angel

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