Sonic Colours Cutscenes

Cutscene 1:Soleanna New City

Knuckles:Sonic, you have the weed i ordered

Sonic:yep, heres your weed stone knuckles, all 420 pounds of it!

Knuckles:You are a clueless loser, im downloading this into e one two three omega and he will have the same reaction when chip gave E-123 weed chocolate!

Tails:Hows it goin guys, i made my new translator, i also found some dumb alien, his name is apparently yacker

Sonic:yacker? thats the best one ive heard all day, i bet he wants to yack all over carly rae jepsens ass

Tails:speaking of carly rae jepsen, ive seen constant posters around saying she is doing a collab with doctor eggman! your gonna save her? let me help! i may not know what eggmans up to, but it cant be a good thing!

Sonic:shut up tails! go back to being a plot device!

Tails:but i have like three hundred i q

Sonic:shut up tails

Tails:im gonna follow you anyway, bye knuckles

Knuckles:hey tails, what about me, dont i get invited to bang carly rae jepsen

Sonic:no cutie, you dont, i play sonic oh six with all the babes of soleanna

Cutscene 2:Carly Rae Jepsen?

Sonic:Is that, carly rae jepsen?

Eggman:Welcome to eggmans incredible interstellar amusement park, the biggest attraction today is probably the carly rae jepsen concert!


 * Call Me Crazy starts playing*

Sonic:I wanna bang you

Carly Rae Jepsen:You wanna do what?

Sonic:i stroke my 14 inch destroyer to you every day cutie!

Carly Rae Jepsen:get away from me you perverts, burn in hell!

Tails:it sounds like she really wants you

Sonic:thanks for the dating advice tails!

Cutscene 3:Dennys Grand Slam!

Blaze:Silver, the dennys is that way

Silver:i wanna order the grand slam

Takashi Iizuka as Eggman:HAHA! do you think you can beat me

Silver:ill beat you

Blaze:we dont have time silver, we need to eat the grand slam

Silver:the grand slam is way too hot and spicy

Blaze:yeah, i cant believe i ate the rock monster up

Silver:they are serving rock monsters as the grand slam

Blaze:yes they are, now if you will excuse me, im going to frick carly rae jepsen

Cutscene 4:Fake Eggman

Tails:sonic, head to the starlight carnival, takashi iizuka is flipping the plot so the wisps are trying to play the victim

Sonic:shut up tails, stop giving me useful information, lets take down eggman at the starlight carnival advertising city

Tails:but eggman isnt even there, its takashi iizuka pretending to be eggman to flip the plot around

Doctor Eggman:exactly, why dont you believe me, im not doing anything

Sonic:Exactly

Doctor Eggman:while you pursue the fricking clone of me i have to operate my amusement park, youve ruined alot of things sonic, youve always been b word, always

Sonic:why do i get blamed for everything?

Ben Shapiro:because you are scientifically a b word in every sense of the time space rift that doesnt exist but probably will later in the plot

Cutscene 5:Welcome to Asteroid Coaster

Cutscene 6:Bucket O Sushi

Cutscene 7:Eggmans Rage

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