The Sonic 4 Hate Saga Continues

Yep, it looks like i have to make another one of these articles again, and before you go "youre just overreacting, this is nothing!" this is FAR from nothing, here is another compilation of the Dumbass Sonic Fanbase who lick sonic manias wet, saggy balls, seriously, i wish sonic mania never existed, because the fanbase is so damn ungrateful, a 2D Sonic game with classic style physics and the homing attack for extra style is made, JUST like the fans wanted, EVERY character is AXED, JUST LIKE THE FANS WANTED! Old levels are redone with new gimmicks, JUST LIKE THE FANS WANTED!!! but no, the sonic fanbase is that garbage isnt it?

This is Part 2 of Everything Wrong with Cybershell, but be sure to stick around because im not done with part 1 yet, i still have to do almost ALL of Episode 2s sins and so i can finally rub Cybershell himselfs nose in the poop for once, im going to count EVERY. SINGLE. SWEAR WORD. IN THE VIDEO! so remember that im going back to that article soon...

Lets start with my comment

"This "review" is worse than ANY of IGNs reviews"

Like, before you say that im stirring things up on purpose, this review has ALL the qualities of an IGN/Gamespot review, he moans that the physics and graphics arent EXACTLY like the classics, moans that the homing attack is in the game, moans that the bubbles enemy is a common enemy and is copy pasted from the SACRED Sonic 3 and Knuckles! and even worse, he talks about how REFINED the mega drive games were and that GOD BLESS anyones WRETCHED SOUL for liking Sonic 4 and tells them "f*** you!" and people defend this guy! there is a reason im doing all these articles, he literally complains about the title screen, the physics, and that it actually does stuff cool and special, but sonic mania does absolutely nothing special and is EXACTLY like sonic 3, and its praised to death and is called "The REAL Sonic 4" and when premydaremy pointed this out, people DISLIKE BOMBED HIS VIDEO! anyways, moving on, as i dont want this to become a nitpicky ass essay like cybershells shameful sonic 4 "review"

Anyway, someone replies with

Jacks Normal Channel 1 month ago 😶‍🌫️

A user named "Jacks Normal Channel" acts like i have to stay silent and praise the absolute GOD that is "The Sonic Lore Master" and that the hate comments will come

And boy, did the hate comments come!

Joey Andreatta 1 month ago You’re REALLY bad at satire kid

4 Likes

Another user named "Joey Andreatta" (sounds like a posh boys name), says "Youre REALLY bad at satire kid" like im some lowlife little kid compared to all of the INTELLECTUALS that are cybershells followers and that DARE i insult him and his MASTERCLASS in reviewing! he also gets 4 likes from cybershell toesuckers

I reply with "@Joey Andreatta him purposefully screwing up and blaming it on the game, check, thinks he is always right, check, swears all the time, check, why do you morons look up to this idiot adult man who swear every 10 seconds and complains about the so called "**** ****** homing attack!" so please, refine YOUR tastes and watch someone who actually fairly reviews the game and doesnt have sonic 3 and knuckles bias" The Real Kotori Minami 1 month ago

Someone from the team of cybershell toesuckers then attacked me, saying this

hazel 1 month ago @The Real Kotori Minami you're complaining about him cussing lol. What, are you 9? Haha. And him purposefully screwing up is to showcase the weird quirks, mechanics gimmicks and logic of the game. If you purposefully screw up in the older classic games you'll soon realize that Sonic 4 is much more jankier and clunkier. Also it isn't a sin to agree with a man who dislikes a certain feature in a game and shits on it. We have similar opinions. Deal with it.

I get told that im a little immature 9 year old for complaining about his cussing, cussing is fine when its rare, but not EVERY 15 GODDAMN SECONDS! and him purposefully screwing up is not to showcase the "weird quirks" those quote on quote "weird quirks" is the game being fun and original, and the wall standing thing only happens if your momentum screws up, and you can see him constantly bumping into enemies AGAIN AND AGAIN, once again, proves that he is JUST LIKE IGN

Then all hell erupted soon after, with all the toesuckers going after me for daring to insult the "Sonic Lore Master" what kind of dumb name even is that? he sounds like a lowlife redditor with that name

I reply with "He literally said we WERENT ALLOWED TO LIKE IT, you are all thick idiots, also, i dont mind swearing, BUT WHEN ITS EVERY 15 SECONDS, IT GETS OBNOXIOUS, the fact you all look up to this 30 year old idiot purist who complains about a TITLE SCREEN, A FLIPPING TITLE SCREEN, so please, shut the hell up"

As you can see, im getting a little irate with these idiots, mostly because opinions on sonic 4 arent allowed for some odd reason, some idiotic roblox noob then acts all mature and says "Shut up kid" once again, like they are all 30 to 40 year old intellectuals who know the franchise inside and out, when they dont, they probably all use sonic retro and discuss how "awful" the meta era is or something, just like brainscratch did in their sonic forces playthrough (i have nothing wrong with brainscratch, theyre funny, but all they do in sonic forces, is constantly poop on the game and constantly give out facts, again and again, repeating the same things and they just sound like sonic retro users themselves, thank god clement left, he has better stuff to do then be with classic purists talking about how "atrocious" sonic 4 is)

I then reply with "jeez, why is EVERYONE calling me kid, are ALL of you dumb 30 year olds who think they are right all the time, maybe, for once, YOU should shut up! :O"

So after dealing with the first troll, i get another reply stating "omfg why dont you just understand, some people dont just like sonic 4?"

Basically, this whiny 30 year old with a sonic jpeg profile picture is moaning at me because SOME people dont like sonic 4, some? the ENTIRE fanbase saying its the worst game in the entire franchise out of THIN AIR without anything to back up their statement is SOME?

I reply with ""some people" my a**, i havent seen ONE person like sonic 4, people act like its the necronomicon of gaming history and that its a complete and utter disgrace to the entire world and that sonic mania is "The REAL Sonic 4", MANY youtubers, Cobanermani456, ClementJ64 and Nathaniel Bandy just respectfully dislike the game and leave it at that, bumbling IDIOTS like cybershell constantly rag on about how its worse than rise of lyric, sonic genesis, sonic 06 AND shadow the hedgehog combined and rant about how terrible and ATROCIOUS the boss battles and level gimmicks are, because how dare sonic 4 tries new stuff sonic mania was too cowardly to even try, so yes, i do understand, but guess what, dont go saying that only a few people hate it, because ive gotten death threats for liking the game, LITERAL DEATH THREATS!"

And the final one on the list of trolls named "George Liquor" (so probably another 40 year old with that username) says "Go Back to Twitter"

Frick off with the "go back to twitter" nonsense! im apparently as bad as the people who voted for brexit on twitter, that is a dumbass statement, i then silence him by mimicking what cybershell basically says in his review

"GRRRRRRR!!!!! HOW DARE YOU LIKE SONIC 4, ITS SO MUCH WORSE THAN THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY! ITS WORSE THAN 06 AND RISE OF LYRIC COMBINED THE NASTY ATROCIOUS GIMMICKS AND THE HOMING ATTACK? EWW, HOW DARE THE GAME TRY SOMETHING NEW, SONIC MANIA FOREVUH!"

I think we can easily say that is EVERY sonic 4 haters argument, that it tried nothing new, when it tried MUCH more new stuff than the overrated rom hack that is sonic mania, and the whole "REAL Sonic 4" thing is so retarded i almost quit being a sonic fan and said that i was ashamed, so please, dont go saying that sonic 4 is only PARTLY hated, because i havent heard ONE POSITIVE THING about sonic 4 since sonic manias dumbass reveal trailer with the stupid game intro that thinks its so awesome, you can see christian whitehead and his team of sonic retro nostalgiatards are REALLY proud of themselves making the sonic community THIS toxic by making this game intro, the game intro thinks its so full of life and colourful, but the music is just generic techno music instead of you know, megadrive music, like its supposed to!

And remember, Part 3 is going to come out, where we will talk about his AWFUL Sonic Adventure DX Review, peace out my bois!

UPDATE:everything wrong with cybershell is just my saga of sonic 4 stuff, look below

Why The Sonic Fanbase Is TRASH:A Sonic the Hedgehog 4 Story