Everything Wrong With Cybershell:Why Sonic 4 Sucks

Welcome to the "Everything Wrong With Cybershell" series, a 3 parter where i expose cybershell and how much of a mind numbingly terrible reviewer he is, its time this arrogant, idiotic dumbass who is so proud of his opinions he doesnt even let people have different opinions and literally said he is always right gets the criticism he deserves, and his retarded and annoying fanboys (aka a bunch of 30 year olds who think they are right all the time and are huge classic purists) will be talked about in the final part of the series

Part 1:"Why Sonic 4 Sucks" (In this video, all he does is swear and shout over ridiculous things every 5 seconds, its amazing how bad this video is, he swears every 15 seconds, gives terrible reasons as to why he hates it, his gameplay is IGN level terrible, and literally said he was "always right" and that people are retarded or baby boys who dont know any better for liking the game, this is the video i hate the most, so ill be talking bout this one first)

Part 2:"Why Sonic Adventure DX Is A Bad Port" (This was actually the first ever time i heard of Cybershell, i clicked on the video to hear his interesting opinion and unlike Why Sonic 4 Sucks, he says youre allowed to like it, but then just like Why Sonic 4 Sucks, he gives terrible and invalid ways on hating the port and basically said Original Good Remaster Bad like a 30 year old Dreamcast Purist, which is exactly what he is, not only that, he also shoves the absoloute garbage propaganda "guide", the ultimate guide to sadx sins, and basically rubs the viewers nose in it all video long, and just like the Sonic 4 video, he swears every 5 seconds and is just painful to watch, the fact that THESE 2 VIDEOS are my introduction to Cybershell is just shameless, all he is is a complete scumbag purist who likes sonic adventure and sonics 1 to 3 not because of its speed, he likes it because its slower than the boost games and you "earn your speed" and that "sonic isnt about speed", that is a dumbass line)

Part 3:The Cybershell Fanboys (this part is all about the idiotic toxic fanbase of cybershell, who constantly kiss his ass and if ANYONE gives cybershell criticism, which he deserves, all hell will erupt, this final part will be probably the shortest one, but also a valid reason why i hate cybershell and his fanboys so much

Also, if you watch Cybershell, go ahead and watch him, i dont care, im just criticising him, because he isnt a very nice person and says the cu word every 20 seconds

So, lets begin with all of the sins for "Why Sonic 4 Sucks"

1:"Bad news everyone, Looks like we have to talk about this sh*tty game one more time!" (what a great way to start a review, am i right?)

2:"I actually didnt have any intention of making a Sonic 4 Video" (then why make the video in the first place?)

3:"Until months from now, when i really run out of ideas" (how pathetic you choose to rag on this game for little and pathetic reasons because you "ran out of ideas")

4:"I thought i could just casually mention that Sonic 4 Sucks and everyone would be ok" (well, not when you constantly poop on the game without saying any good qualities about the game, then yes, people will be mad)

5:"I didnt realize i was summoning the sonic 4 defense force!" (because how dare people defend a game they like)

6:Also, lets bring up the comments while we are looking at it, you can see a comment saying he knows nothing about sonic 4, which is absoloutely hilarious, and best of all, he doesnt even comment back, which means not only he cant take opinions, he cant take criticism

7:Also, someone also calls him a thick uneducated child and that swear words dont make him a big boy and said that sonic 4 wasnt that bad, he then replied back with "1. Yes it is 2. Yes they do" which means he just said that swear words make him a big boy and that people arent allowed to like Sonic 4, which is just sad, that there are people in the world like this

8:"I wasnt even that harsh on the game, i only called it a pile of sh*t!" (*facepalm*)

9:"If someone called something you like a pile of sh*t, you can just shake it off guys!" (youre acting like thats no biggie, swearing at a mobile game is just laughable)

10:"Now im going to ****ing rub your noses in the sh*t! and make you feel bad for liking it!" (he literally said like a little crybaby that because the "sonic 4 defense force" hurt his little feewings, hes gonna make us feel bad for liking it! how pathetic)

11:"So just remember i didnt want to do this, you made me do this!" (actually, no one asked for this video)

12:"Where do i even begin?" (because a downloadable 2 quid mobile game has THAT many problems with it according to Cybertard)

13:"This games presentation is like some kind of horrible nightmare" (OH NO! THE ART STYLE ISNT LIKE SONIC 3 AND KNUCKLES! ITS AUTOMATICALLY BAD! PLAY SONIC 1 IN PROTEST!)

14:"And cant even compare to the meticulously detailed sprites of the genesis" (so youre saying that this pixelated mess of a sprite uglyclassicsonic.jpeg is better than a 3D Model sonic4sonic.jpeg made in 2010, thats just retarded and something that a purist would say)

15:"Theres muddled garbage sonic in silk that just looks like sh*t!" (SHUT THE HELL UP! its called a cel-shaded artstyle, and since you like the dreamcast so much, you probably had jet set radio before, absoloute hypocrite, and lets give him another point for something else id like to point out!)

16:And lets be honest, he probably doesnt like the cel-shaded artstyle because a sonic adventure dx game case bit him as a kid or something and his nostalgia goggles were on at the time so he likes the dreamcast version more

17:No i dont give a f**k that he has green eyes or uses a modern appearance (how many swear words are you going to say idiot)

18:"He just looks like sh*t!" (wow, repeating the same words you already said to get your point across, very well done review already)

19:"I mean look at this ****ing run animation!" (IMAGINE FLIPPING COMPLAINING ABOUT A RUN ANIMATION, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!)

20:"Good lord, the animation completely lacked the fluidity neccesary to convey a satisfying sense of speed" (once again, take your rose tinted nostalgia goggles off!)

21:Also, are you seriously complaining that the run animation doesnt give a sense of speed and is therefore unenjoyable? are you kidding me?

22:"Why do all the character models look like they were rendered in full bright" (*COUGH* cel-shaded *COUGH* artstyle)

23:"They dont even look like theyre actually part of the environment" (oh no, how dare they be rendered in 3D, EVERYTHING MUST LOOK LIKE SONIC 3 AND KNUCKLES, ITS THE PERFECT GAME, OH MY GOD, THE SENSE OF SPEED IN THAT GAME, AND EVERYTHING IS SO PERFECT, OH SONIC 3, SLEEP WITH ME TONIGHT, LET ME PUT MY LOG IN YOUR FIREPLACE!!!)

24:"Overall, this games artstyle is just nauseating!" (Yeah, he probably doesnt know what jet set radio is if he doesnt even know what cel shaded graphics is)

25:"I know alot of people think this sh*t looks good for some reason!" (Whats this? another time where youve basically said no one is allowed to like the game? im totally shocked!)

26:And while we are on the subject, ive heard cybershells defenders say that sonic 3, a game from 1994, looks better than sonic 4, a game from 2010 with 3d models and HD graphics with a cel shaded artstyle, but no, all hail sonic 3, the perfect sonic experience!

27:"Lets move on to the music" (FINALLY! YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THE "sh*t" ARTSTYLE FOR LIKE 1 FULL MINUTE, LIKE SHUT UP ALREADY!)

28:"God ****ing damn it!" (Wow, another swear word! how many times has he swore now?)

29:Honestly im giving him another point, thats just taking the mick and annoying and frustrating people on purpose!

30:"Even if the music was only pretty good ill be tearing it apart" (exactly, all fans care about is the music, but no, levels like ice cap zone and launch base have great music, absoloute perfection am i right guys?)

31:"But its not even pretty good guys, its ****ing bad! good music is CRUCIAL to making a good sonic game" (and that my friend, is one of the dumbest quotes ive heard and we are only 2 minutes into the video out of the 24 minutes, we still have 22 minutes to go of this garbage!)

32:"And this music sucks, it ****ing sucks dude, it ****ING SUCKS!" (youre just being completely obnoxious at this point)

33:"Again, im not going to spend too long talking about this one" (you LITERALLY spent a whole minute talking about how ATROCIOUS the art style is, how is that not long?)

34:"Because its fairly self-evident" (Yep, cybershell is so full of himself hes acting like no one likes the music, shut up, lots of people like the music!)

35:"And im sure there are people out there who actually like this" (WAIT, REALLY?)

36:"but JESUS ****ING CHRIST do i find this sh*t grating!" (because normal sounding synths is ear grating, go listen to sonic forces soundtrack, and your view on that will change, but i forgot, cybershell doesnt touch anything to do with modern sonic unless its the dreamcast and GOD FORBID someone says SADX and SA2B is better than the originals)

37:"especially the ****ing clownish boss music" (seriously? now hes going to do a whole essay on how much he hates the sonic 4 boss music doesnt he?)

38:In fact, HE ACTUALLY DOES! lets hear what this absoloute clown himself has to say about the "****ing clownish boss music"

39:"Remember the boss music from sonic 3?" (OH! OF COURSE HE TALKS ABOUT SONIC 3! AHA!)

40:"That music was good, kind of intimidating/imposing, and most important of all, it was actually good" (he just said good twice, that is so dumb and babyish)

41:and while we are at it, lets give him another point for saying it twice

42:and lets give him yet another point because he actually thought sonic 3s boss music was intimidating and sonic 4s wasnt, you just cant deny that!

43:"lets listen to the sonic 4 boss theme" (i see what he is doing, he is going to rant about how terrible the sonic 4 boss theme is or something, i know its coming, hes THAT predictable)

44:*is so arrogant with his opinions, he literally doesnt say anything and just has the plain music on*

45:"There are only 2 things you can say, f***, you" (wow, hes so much of a dumbass he cant even think of proper words to describe the song!)

46:"Some people were accusing me" ("Accusing you" yeah ok buddy)

47:"of hating this game just because it didnt use the exact same physics" (Not really surprised considering how long you rag on about on just about every single little detail, just to "prove your point")

48:"i dont see anything wrong" (Lets fast forward to the end shall we? "i cant respect a man who has no problem with the sonic 4 physics", my god he is so much of a retard, he doesnt see anything wrong but hates on people and cant respect people liking it, you know what, because of him not respecting people liking it and being a huge hypocrite, lets give him 2 more points!)

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51:"with wanting a new sonic game just to use the physics from the originals" (You know, the fact he is such a retard that i assumed this and gave him 2 extra points after that just goes to show how much im used to him being a purist, which he is by the way)

52:"if those games are great and fun, not to mention its a fairly reasonable thing to expect from a game thats literally ****ing advertising itself as being a sequel to those games" (honestly, shut up! all of those things you said are dumb, you swore YET AGAIN, and hating on the physics just because it isnt exactly like it, just goes to show how much of a purist you are, thats 2 extra points!)

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55:"but thats not even why i hate it" (trying to casually cover your dumb remarks up now, i see)

56:"i dont hate it because its different" (lets fast forward again, YOU LITERALLY COMPLAIN ABOUT THE HOMING ATTACK, cybertard once again amazing us with his stupidity)

57:"i hate it because its ****ing bad and not fun to play" (yeah, youre not gonna say why though, youre just gonna swear like an adult manbaby instead of telling why)

58:Also, while we are at it, HE LITERALLY RAN INTO SPIKES, AND STOPPED ON WALLS ON PURPOSE!

59:He constantly screws up just to get his point across

60:and the stopping on walls thing counts as a point too

61:and finally, his screwups on purpose are WORSE THAN IGNS, that says something

62:"first of all the spindash ****ing sucks sh*t in this game" (wow, what a great way to introduce your big essay on how bad the spindash is, the spindash is literally the thing that gives you speed, but no, HOW DARE THIS GAME TRY TO BE FAST)

63:And can we point out HOW MANY TIMES HE HAS SWORE AT THIS POINT, ITS JUST FLIPPING OBNOXIOUS

64:"you dont even gain momentum when rolling down a hill, what the f***?" (you say stopping on purpose, if you stop like that, of course youre not going to get momentum!)

65:Also, he said a swear word YET AGAIN, i think he averages 1 swear word every 5 to 10 seconds at this point

66:"There is literally no sense of inertia at all" (*Snort* how dare *Snort* it has *Snort* different physics! *Snort* Play sonic 3 *Snort* its superior in every *Snort* ing way, NYEEEHHRRRR!)

67:"Sonic feels totally weightless" (SONIC ONLY STANDS 3 FOOT TALL!)

68:Also, he just said it felt stiff and had no inertia, how can he be stiff and weightless at the same time? he cant even get that right!

69:"If you stop holding right you immediately come to a stop, its extremely jarring" (News Flash:he stops? JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER SONIC GAME? GEE I WONDER WHY!)

70:"Its not just the physics that are horrible, the level design is trash" (HOW DARE IT NOT EXACTLY BE LIKE SONIC 3!!! WHERE IS MY 15 ALTERNATE ROUTES? WHERE IS MY LOWERED KNUCKLES JUMP??? WHERE IS THE IMMERSION, OH MY GAWD SONIC 3 LETS SLEEP TOGETHER, THE BOSSES, OHH!!! I HAVE A WET DREAM FOR THE BOSSES IN EVERY ACT! AND THE SIGNPOST AND THE MUSIC IS JUST, BRILLIANT!)

71:And while we are at it, hes basically saying "hey sonic, dont go fast, do constant platforming with spikes and enemies everywhere!" because how dare dimps make an actually fast classic sonic game which is on par with modern sonic for once

72:Also, he is showing another dumbass image to "get his point across" but not ONE level is it this bland, it literally says launch into the air, run down walls, loop, run up walls, run down walls, launch into the air again, and says that a bottomless pit is "difficulty", just shut the hell up, i bet this picture was created by the sonic retro nostalgiatards, its just appalling to be honest, then it says homing attack enemy chain, the reason that is there is because, ooh, i dont know, BECAUSE IT WANTS TO BE DIFFERENT? but no, sonic fans dont like different, EVERYTHING HAS TO BE THE EXACT SAME AS SONIC 3 THE PERFECT 10 OUT OF 10 MASTERPIECE!!!

73:Also hes acting like level gimmicks are a bad thing, ITS JUST A LEVEL SHAKING THINGS UP, YOU SHOULD BE USED TO THIS, SINCE SONIC 3 HAS MANY OF THOSE!

74:And finally, it says spring into a loop and launch into the air once more, isnt that just BASIC SONIC LEVEL DESIGN 101? exactly! but no, we need to have mazelike 7 minute messes with bosses at the end of everything instead of keeping things simple

75:Also, the fact it says that only dimps uses this "LeVeL DeSiGn TeMpLAtE", but you know, this is basic stuff used in every sonic game

76:"The game is extremely reliant on speed boosters" (They are called dash panels "Sonic Lore Master")

77:"A booster every now and then is fine" (Sonic 4 has a perfect amount of dash panels, but i forgot cybertard is a complete dumbass)

78:"But theyre WAY too frequent" (WHATS THIS??? SPEED IN MY SONIC GAME??? EWW GROSS! SONIC 3 FOREVER!)

79:And if youre wondering why i keep bringing sonic 3 up as this perfect game everyone likes, thats because cybertard and the classic purists overpraise this game as this holy grail 10 out of 10 MASTERPIECE of a game and that no other game comes even CLOSE to achieving the absoloute GREATNESS this game is, for example on awesome games wiki miraheze, the first comment you see on the obligatory and generic sonic 3 page is "An absolutely wonderful game. Definitely the best Sonic game ever made, I really don't have any problems with it, it's fantastic." which just sums up how samey everyone in the fanbase is thanks to purists like cybershell, who shove opinions in peoples faces and now the entire sonic fanbase, has these opinions, at least youtubers like clementj64 didnt do this, why cant cybershell actually not be a toxic scumbag and be a fun and entertaining youtuber for once

80:"In this game, going top speed is supposed to be a reward that you have to earn" (Who is this? sammy classic sonic fans dad or something? jesus christ is this man a classic purist!)

81:"And theyre just constantly handing it out like ****ing candy" (SPEED! WHATS SPEED? I NEVER LEARNT IT IN CLASS! DARGH! IM GONNA PLAY ONE OF MY COLLECTORS ITEM EDITIONS OF SONIC 3! OH SONIC 3! THE MOMENTUM! THE PLATFORMING! *kisses and rapes sonic 3 megadrive cartridge*)

82:"And dear god! DEAR ****ING GOD!" (Ive just known that not only he thinks swear words make him a big boy, he likes to repeat the same stuff he says to lamely "get his point across" once again)

83:"The HOMING ATTACK? THE HOMING ATTACK???" (OH NO! A HOMING ATTACK! EWW GET AWAY FROM ME EWW GREEN EYED IMPOSTER GO PLAY SONIC 3 AND SONIC MANIA OMG)

84:"The thing that was only added to the 3D sonic games out of neccessity?" (GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, DID HE JUST SAY THAT IT WAS ONLY ADDED OUT OF NECESSITY AND THAT SONIC SHOULDVE NEVER HAD THE HOMING ATTACK IN THE FIRST PLACE??? my word, he definately uses sonic retro, im calling it)

85:"Remember when jumping on enemies" (He just referred the homing attack as jumping on enemies still, definately a classic purist right here!)

86:"is supposed to be fun and not a LIFELESS CHORE?" (So youre saying sonic 3s way of attacking enemies is good, but sonic 4, sonic adventure, sonic 3d blast, sonic adventure 2 and EVERY GAME AFTER THAT is a "lifless chore")

87:And you know what, the "lifeless chore" quote gets its own point

88:"Remember when killing enemies took skill?" (*strokes long beard* HEY SONNY ME BOY! BACK IN ME DAY THE HOMING ATTACK NEVER EXISTED, AND THATS HOW WE LIKED IT ROUND HERE!)

89:Also, i cant believe how DUMB that quote is, he just said the homing attack is not only a lifeless chore, but he also said that no skill is required, what about the spiked enemies? do they not exist now or what?

90:"Remember when taking the top half in a sonic game" ("the top half" he really has only played the megadrive games until fans forced him to do sonic adventure dx didnt he?)

91:"Required you to build up speed and launch yourself" (so sonic 4 doesnt do that now?)

92:"Or do some tricky platforming" (thats the bottom half, moron!)

93:"Now you just have to press A 5 times" (ARE YOU FREAKING JOKING? i bet this man has never touched a 3d sonic game outside SA1 or SA2 in his life, I BET YOU THAT!)

94:And no i dont care if his dumbass arrogant "Sonic Lore Master" name referrs to gregorios from sonic unleashed, i bet he only used that because "haha sonic lore master" and not becuase he actually played it

95:In fact, speaking of arrogance, because of how "bad" forces was and how "great" mania was, he played sonic 2 in protest saying "**** you sega" every time sonic and tails jumped, now that is arrogance to the extreme, also that means he swore over 100 TIMES IN 1 VIDEO, JESUS CHRIST

96:"You uncurl from a ball after launching in the air" (THIS AINT SONIC ADVENTURE WHERE SPRINGS TURN YOU INTO A BALL IDIOT)

97:"The ****ing hell is the point of this change?" (To make the game challenging, but your thick skull cant comprehend a fair and balanced and fast classic sonic game, no, sonic 3 is an absoloute masterpiece! nothing wrong with it! 10 out of 10)

98:"They literally give you no choice but to use a shi**y ****ing homing attack!" (WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU LITERALLY COMPLAIN THAT SONIC 4 HAS NO CHALLENGE, YET COMPLAIN YOU UNCURL FROM A BALL, THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT THE HOMING ATTACK BECAUSE CLASSIC SONIC CANT EVER BE DIFFERENT, NO NO, SONIC 3 FOREVER! AND FINALLY, HE LITERALLY SAYS 2 SWEAR WORDS IN A ROW TO ACT LIKE A BIG BOY, NO, HES JUST A DUMBASS WHO THINKS HES ALWAYS RIGHT)

99:Also, imagine using shi**y AND ****ing to describe 1 move in sonics moveset to exaggerate it like its the worst move ever, HOW DARE IT BE MADE MORE FAIR AND BALANCED, WOOHOO ANOTHER POINT FOR SONIC 3 AND KNUCKLES THE GODLY SAINT OF A GAME!

100:"**** dude, 3 acts? weve been over this!" (OH NO! AN EXTRA ACT! GOOD LORD! A GAME THAT HAS MORE CONTENT AND POLISH THAN THE CLASSICS? EWW GROSS! MEGADRIVE FOREVER!)

101:"Literally everyone understands that 2 acts is a perfect amount" (because you brainwashed every sonic fan into thinking youre always right, so EVERYONE LIKES 2 ACTS WITH A BOSS AT THE END OF EVERY ACT! its the same length as those! but just broken into pieces, but once again, its cybertards stupidity again! no surprise really)

102:"ONLY 4 NEW ZONES?" (oh my god, you absoloute joke of a reviewer SONIC 4 EPISODE 1 HAD 5 ZONES, SONIC 4 EPISODE 2 HAD 5 ZONES, PLUS EPISODE METAL, THATS 11 ZONES, NOT 4 YOU IDIOT! hes so much of a retard he doesnt even know how to count!)

103:"Special stages based on the sonic 1 special stages? WHO THE **** LIKED THE SPECIAL STAGES FROM SONIC 1?" (oh yeah, but like the halfpipe and blue spheres are any better, he probably wants to reach into the nerdy ass CRT TV he probably has in his mums basement and lick classic sonics blue virtual hidden balls if he could!)

104:Also, many people liked sonic 1s special stages, they were cool and fun!

105:"Not to mention these ones have timers and ring gates" (because difficulty in sonic games isnt allowed now)

106:"And you dont even control sonic, you rotate the ENTIRE STAGE!" (i dont know, BECAUSE ITS A MOBILE GAME!)

107:"These are ****ING GARBAGE!" (wow, swearing for the millionth time, what a mature man he is! oh my god when i grow up i want to be a sad and constantly angry purist wet blanket who probably lives in his mums basement somewhere in florida, what news headline should cybershell have? "FLORIDA MAN DOES 24 MINUTE RANT OVER A 1.99 MOBILE GAME OFF THE APP STORE" that sounds fitting)

108:"Hey look the ending is just sonic 1s ending again!" (just shut up, the game was obviously made to pander to idiots like you and you complain about it! ungrateful and retarded to be honest)

109:"WHATS THE ****ING POINT OF CALLING THIS GAME SONIC 4 IF ITS JUST A PALE IMITATION OF THE PREVIOUS GAMES?" (how is this man a verified youtuber? HOW DUMB CAN A PERSON BE? sonic mania did the EXACT THING SONIC 4 DID BUT WITH SONIC 3S AWFUL LEVEL DESIGN PRINCIPLE FOR EVERY. SINGLE. ACT. but no, sonic mania is perfect because it tried nothing new or special, but sonic 4 which refined old zones with new stuff, HELL NO GET THAT OUTTA HERE AM I RIGHT?)

110:"SPLASH Hill? Casino STREET?? LOST Labyrinth??? Mad Gear? this is literally just green hill, casino night, labyrinth and metropolis zones" (Yes, but unlike sonic 4, they put ORIGINAL STUFF AND IDEAS NOT USED PREVIOUSLY! SHOCKER! SONIC MANIA FOREVER BECAUSE IT TRIED NOTHING COOL OR SPECIAL! WAY PAST COOL! SONIC APPROVED!)

111:"If youre going to straight up reuse old zones" (COUGH sonic mania COUGH)

112:"At least have the common ****ING decency to admit it like sonic mania" (but once again cybertard, sonic mania tried nothing new with the level design while sonic 4 did, sonic mania is just mainstream trash that tried nothing new yet it got overwhelmingly positive, but sonic 4 which tried new level gimmicks AND fusing classic gameplay with adventure gameplay gets SO MUCH NEGATIVITY these days that people think its straight up WORSE THAN 06 AND RISE OF LYRIC COMBINED)

113:"or at least bring some new ideas to the table" (*mutahar laugh*)

114:"WHAT THE **** IS SONIC 4 BRINGING TO THE TABLE???" (this is one of my least favourite quotes from this pathetic excuse for a review, hes basically denying that sonic 4 did other stuff while sonic mania stayed true, and since sonic mania stayed true to the sacred holy trilogy of sonic games, he asslicks it and hates this one for trying something new, that my friend, is completely retarded)

115:"Oh, oh my god! HOLY SH*T" (wow, even more swear words, you just couldnt resist yourself could you?)

116:"What the ****ing hell is this?" (NEW RECORD! littlest space between swear words in a cybershell vi.. ah wait a minute, that reward goes to the "sh*tty ****ing homing attack")

117:"Stop please, just go back to bringing nothing new to the table" (STOP! PLEASE! GO BACK TO NOT TRYING SOMETHING NEW EWW, HOW DARE IT TRY SOMETHING NEW SONIC 3 FOR LIFE EVERYBODY)

118:and you know what, im running out of times where i can use this sonic 3 joke because its gotten SO OLD already, him constantly RAGGING on a 1.99 mobile game, and not only that

119:its becoming EXTREMELY tiring writing ALL THESE SINS down, jeez man calm the frick down its just a mobile game, but no, you have to complain about the "sh*tty ****ing homing attack" for 1 minute, you just HAD to do that didnt you?

120:"Go back to just being sh*tty versions of old levels! PLEASE!" (Imagine being SO MUCH of a purist that you say that, GO BACK TO BRINGING NOTHING NEW LIKE SONIC MANIA! he is basically saying, ALL HAIL SONIC MANIA IT SAVED THE FRANCHISE!)

121:"these new level gimmicks are ****ing ATROCIOUS!!!" (MY FLIPPING GOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME? SONIC MANIA HAS DUMBASS GIMMICKS LIKE "OOH! JELLY!" IN CHEMICAL PLANT, THAT IS PRAISED, BUT WHEN SONIC 4 HAS LITERAL MINECARTS AND BOULDER BALANCING, ITS WORST GAME EVER WORSE THAN 06 AND RISE OF LYRIC COMINED GRRR!!!)

122:"They even made something basic like swinging on a vine feel like sh*t!" (Yeah, like sonic 3s vine swinging was ANY BETTER)

123:"This is ****ing EMBARASSING!" (go cry in a corner dumbass purist who doesnt want anything new to come out of the series)

124:"Yeah i want a sh*tty minecart segment in my sonic game!" (OH! SONIC MANIA! SAVE THE FRANCHISE! OH THE GIMMCIKS, PERFECTO, BEST THIING EVUH, OH THE SPEED, MOMENTUM, ITS ALL PERFECT, OH SONIC MANIA SLEEP IN MY BED, LETS GO EVEN FURTHER LETS HAVE SEX TONIGHT! *sonic 4:tries something actually new and impressive* EWW GET THE **** OUT OF MY BED SH*TTY ****ER)

125:"**** you!" (imagine swearing at a mobile game!)

126:"honestly its kind of impossible to truly put into words how ****ing ABYSMAL this game is" (OH MY GOD! GO DIE IN A FIRE! GAAHHHH! HOW DARE YOU TRY NEW THINGS! EWW WHATS THAT GREEN IMPOSTER??? SPLASH HILL? HOMING ATTACK GAHHHH SONIC 3 RULES SONIC 4 RUINED SONIC 3S LEGACY GAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHH WORST GAME EVER MADE EVER WORSE THAN SONIC LABYRINTH WORSE THAN RISE OF LYRIC, WORSE THAN ET!!!!)

127:"you really need to play it for yourself" (slowly goes up wall on purpose to show how "bad" the physics are and blames it on the game, ONCE AGAIN)

128:also im giving him an extra point for playing like IGN in his "review"

129:"to understand how HORRIBLE it feels" (because how dare it not play EXACTLY like the originals, whats next? sonic origins is bad because it remastered the game and made it better, i cant wait to see that one next year! *grabs popcorn*

130:and you know how i said all his fans are also 30 year old purists, correction, THEY ARE 40, there was many people in the comments saying they were 35 to 40 years old once on one of cybershells videos, his channel really is for nostalgiatards, by a nostalgiatard

131:"the bosses in this game are so acutely UNFUN" (WUT???? SONIC 2 AND 3S BOSSES MADE BETTER? EWW GROSS GO BACK TO BEING NOTHING COOL GO BACK TO SONIC MANIA OH SONIC MANIA YOU DID SOMETHING SONIC TEAM COULDNT DO OH CHRISTIAN WHITEHEAD CAN I LICK YOUR SAGGY BALLS PLEASE?)

132:"and the worst part is that after you beat the last one is that you fight ALL 4 OF THEM AGAIN!" (whats this? A BOSS RUSH AT THE END OF THE GAME THAT, CHALLENGES THE PLAYER? OMG HOW DARE IT TRY TO BE DIFFICULT)

133:"in a sh*tty ****ing boss rush!" (OH MY GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? HE SAID SH*TTY ****ING AGAIN TO DESCRIBE STUFF, HE IS THAT MUCH OF AN OFFICIAL MANBABY THAT HE USES NOTHING BUT SWEAR WORDS EVERY 5 SECONDS TO EXPLAIN HIS VIEWS, IF YOU CAN EVEN CALL THEM VIEWS, ALL HE DOES IS JUMP ON THE, OH WAIT, HE CREATED THE SONIC 4 HATE BANDWAGON! IT WASNT AS HATED UNTIL MANIA GOT RELEASED AND THIS VIDEO CAME OUT! IF IT WERENT FOR CYBERSHELL, PEOPLE WOULDNT CONSIDER IT ONE OF THE WORST GAMES EVER MADE!)

134:he also led people to think this obvious passion project was a cash grab

135:and lets not forget the fact, he said "sh*tty ****ing" again, i swear thats gonna become his new catchphrase if he says that for a 3rd time

136:"before you can fight the final boss" (wow, once again, seperating these 2 like they are 2 different games is dumb, JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE EPISODIC DOESNT MEAN THEY ARE DIFFERENT GAMES!!!)

137:and we cant ignore the fact he said it was the final boss, so does the egg heart not exist now?

138:and he acknowledged the 5th zone despite saying there was 4 zones *facepalm*

139:"which is the death egg robot from sonic 2, did the people making this game not have ANY original ideas?" (*completely ignores level gimmicks because they are in his own words "****ing ATROCIOUS!!!" get outta here with all that "gimmicks suck because sonic 4" nonsense)

140:"I know some of you are losing your sh*t" (GEE CYBER I WONDER WHY? YOU SLAGGED OFF A MOBILE GAME BY ITS SMALL PROBLEMS AND CREATED A TOXIC BANDWAGON WHICH IS STILL HERE TODAY IN 2021)

141:"BuT CyBerSheLL, SOnIc MaNiA had ThE DeAtH EgG RoBoT ToO!!!" (he is literally mimicking people like a manchild, hes that much of an ass to people everybody)

142:"yeah, as the boss of the FIRST LEVEL" (imagine using that excuse to cover up sonic mania reusing things, absoloutely pathetic)

143:Also, the first level is green hill act 1, not act 2, once again, hes so dumb he cant even count properly! we need manchildren to stop running the sonic fanbase like this! its just embarrassing in itself to be honest!

144:"Thats an idea thats actually kind of funny and interesting" (boss battles can be funny according to cybertard)

145:OOH! THE DEATH EGG ROBOT IS DIFFERENT IN MANIA BECAUSE ITS ZONE 1, ALL HAIL MANIA FOR BEING "DIFFERENT" AND SAVING THE FRANCHISE!!! WOO!

146:"And it looks WAY BETTER than this 24 hit SLOG of a final boss" (sonic unleashed doesnt exist now, ah wait a second its because he DOESNT PLAY ANY BOOST GAME!)

147:by the way that deserves its own point

148:also, arent final bosses ment to be you know, CHALLENGING? what about the death egg robot in sonic 2? that was WAY WORSE than this! not only he is a purist manchild who swears every 15 seconds and cant count, hes also a hypocrite too! i totally didnt see that coming!

149:"Complete with a bullsh*t instakill attack on the final hit" (SONIC 2 8 BIT HAD THAT ON THE FIRST BOSS, BUT NO, NO ONE MUST EVER SAY SOMETHING NEGATIVE ABOUT THE HOLY CLASSIC SONIC GAMES!!!)

150:"In conclusion" (*gets party popper out*)

151:"Sonic 4 Episode 1 is ****ING DOGSH*T! (WOW! THE REVIEW STARTS AND ENDS WITH CYBERTARD CALLING IT SH*T, ABSOLOUTELY AMAZING REVIEW! 10 OUT OF 10 BEST REVIEW EVER CYBERSHELL SONIC LORE MASTER HAHA FUNNY)

152:"1 out of 10, NEVER EVER PLAY THIS GAME!" (imagine warding first timers off because you shouted at them for wanting to get it, i cant believe this idiot thinks that is acceptable in ANY WAY)

153:"And seriously, ****ing SPARE ME ALL THE, "yOuRe ExAgGeRaTiNG! iTs NoT ThAt BaD!" comments" (WELL WHEN YOU SAY ITS THE WORST SONIC GAME EVER AND ONE OF THE WORST OF ALL TIME, THAT IS DEFINATELY EXAGGERATING, AND SWEARING THAT MUCH TOO, WHAT A SAD SAD IDIOT HE IS!)

154:and by the way im giving him a point for him mimicking "the sonic 4 defense force" earlier

155:and one for right now, because cybertard deserves all the criticism he deserves!

156:"**** YOU for saying its "not that bad" its why we get GARBAGE games like this in the first place!" (HOW ABOUT FRICK YOU AS WELL, ALL YOUVE DONE IS SWEAR AND SWEAR ABOUT HOW A HARMLESS MOBILE GAME IS THE WORST GAME EVER, AND NOW YOU WONT EVEN LET PEOPLE LIKE THE GAME! I SAY FRICK YOU CYBERSHELL! YOU SEMI RUINED THE FANBASE WITH TOXIC NOSTALGIATARDS THAT ACTUALLY LOOK UP TO YOU! imagine blaming forces and lost world, which wasnt even bad, on sonic 4 just because you want to please your dumbass 30 year old purist sonic retro user fanbase!)

157:and that second part deserves another point!

158:"thats why its taken over 20 years to get a REAL sequel to sonic 3 and knuckles" (SHUT UP CYBERPENIS, JUST SHUT THE HELL UP, NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT HOW MANIA "ERASED SONIC 4" FROM CANON, SONIC 4 IS APPARENTLY SO "SH*TTY ****ING ATROCIOUS!" THAT IT DOESNT COUNT AS SONIC 4! BECAUSE SONIC MANIA IS "ThE ReAl SoNiC 4 HaHa LoL SoNiK 4 BaD CuZ CyBeRsheLL SeD So!")

159:"also, imagine calling sonic 3 "sonic 3 and knuckles" despite it being originally 1 game, so much for "the sonic lore master" once again

160:"so why would anyone ever POSSIBLY like this game???" (i dont know, because OPINIONS EXIST!!)

161:"lets look at the potential reasons" (as of this part, he has done over 7 MINUTES of swearing and ranting at a mobile game and now hes doing another mini essay saying that no one likes the game unless they are dumb)

162:"Number 1:Theyre Retarded" (Newsflash according to cybertard people with a normal opinion are retarded, just shut up and go back to sonic retro, nobody wants to hear you complain about an 11 year old mobile game duology for 22 minutes)

163:"Number 2:Theyre a baby boy and dont know any better" (Or maybe, they have nostalgia for it, and shocker:LIKE THE GAME! OMG HOW CAN ANYONE LIKE THE ABSOLOUTE TRAVESTY THAT IS SONIC 4! OMG EWW GROSS!)

164:"If this is the first game you ever played, i couldnt really hold it against you for liking it" (yeah right, lie to the fans cybertard, shameless hypocrisy once more)

165:"it just means you just need to refine your tastes and get better standards" (Ok cybershell, you believe that, youre not ever stopping me from liking sonic 4, and stop brainwashing me to hate it!)

166:Also, i like it how he says get better standards like everyone must listen to him and nobody else and that he is the god of video games, how delusional can one man be?

167:"Dont do it for me, do it for yourself!" (once again, hiding things just because!)

168:"And sega was aware of the harsh negative response from fans" (Yeah, from TROLLS like MarioTehPlumber and AKnotholeResident, it actually got an 81/100 on Metacritic, is he that blind?)

169:also, troll purists who go on sonic retro cant POSSIBLY be called fans, if you can even call them that

170:"Why dont we look at this destructoid article from 2010?" (OH MY GOD, SHUT UP! IVE BEEN WORKING FOR AN HOUR TRYING TO FINISH THIS 1ST PART AND HE IS JUST DRONING ON AND ON ABOUT HOW "BAD" THE GAME IS, ITS BEEN 8 MINUTES INTO THE VIDEO NOW! 8 FRICKING MINUTES!)

171:*recites the review like jim sterling is some sort of idiot, and says "confirmed virgins" like they arent, also, its called humour, but cybershell doesnt know what humour is, because he is dead in the brain*

172:"Pathological haters sonic retro" (Its funny how cybertard calls sonic retro the smartest sonic forum, they are the dumbest and most toxic!)

173:Not only that, he called iizuka a lazy clueless director, proving my point he has some sort of vendetta against dark age and meta era sonic games

174:"Other members of the terrifying sonic fanbase" (Ironically puts a picture of himself, you really put yourself into a trap lmao)

175:Not only that, cybershell deserves to be called a "bizarre furry b*stard" by jim sterling, jim you are an absoloute legend!

176:"Jesus christ who wrote this ****ing drivel?" (SOMEONE WITH COMMON SENSE!!!)

177:"probably some utterly irrelevant ass clown with even less twitter followers than me!" (thats some sort of insult? Twitter Followers? get a life man...)

178:"Jim Sterling! **** you jim! some games journalist you turned out to be!" (how come many people enjoy his reviews then?)

179:"i cant respect a man who has no problem with sonic 4s physics!" (once again, denying people because they have an opinion!)

180:"and **** you for thinking people who wanted sonic 4 to play like sonic 2 or 3 are crazy" (because they are purists like you! moron!)

181:"hey guess what genius, turns out people DO want a new 2D sonic game with classic physics" (the like to dislike ratio on the sonic mania trailer just shows how ungrateful the fanbase is)

182:"who couldve possibly guessed that?" (pathetically shows cybershell and sonic retro)

AND WERE DONE WITH PART 1! JESUS CHRIST THIS TOOK ME 2 DAYS TO MAKE! IM GONNA TAKE A BREAK IM SWEATING MY ASS WITH ALL THESE SINS, AND WE STILL HAVE EPISODE 2 TO GO THROUGH, GEE!

This review is the most cancerous trash i think i have ever watched, ALL HE DOES IN THIS VIDEO IS MOAN ABOUT HOW IT ISNT EXACTLY LIKE THE SACRED SONIC 3, AND HE SWEARS EVERY 15 SECONDS AND IT GETS VERY ANNOYING QUICK, PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE THIS GUYS CONTENT? can you even call it content? all he does is do a microsoft word essay on how much he hates the "sh*tty f***ing homing attack" OMG! THE HOMING ATTACK IN MY 2D SONIC GAME? OMG! F***ING ATROCIOUS! AWFUL! WORST SONIC GAME EVER MADE F*** YOU FOR LIKING IT! OMG! AND THE GIMMICKS ARE ATROCIOUS! OMG! I DONT WANT GAMEPLAY IN MY SONIC GAME, JUST MOMENTUM, OMG! THE MOMENTUM! IM GONNA COOM MY PANTS! OMG SONIC 3 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! LETS SLEEP TONIGHT!

Jokes aside, this is the most godawful and obnoxious review i think i have ever watched, it ticks the box on everything that makes a terrible sonic review

He says he wants it to go back to the glory days

Says the 3D sonic games take no skill and that ONLY the classics are difficult

LITERALLY COMPLAINS ABOUT THE HOMING ATTACK BEING THERE

Complains about new gimmicks that shakes things up, just like any classic sonic fanboy would

He makes a seperate video where he pretty much licks sonic manias penis like a dog and calls it "the REAL sonic 4"

I have every right to call this guy a nostalgiatard

Coming soon... Part 2!

Me:*Wakes up* ahh, its nice not having to worry about making this....

Rippo:Hey! arent you forgetting the 2nd episode???

Me:But theres a difference, episode 1 is good and the hate is undeserved, episode 2 is bad and its praise is undeserved

Rippo:thats exactly why you need to do episode 2, that episode sucks ass!

Me:i have to finish what i started! *gets huawei tablet out and clicks on the sonic 4 episode 2 app*

THATS RIGHT BABY! ITS EPISODE 2 TIME, ITS NOT ONLY EPISODE 1 CYBERSHELL RAGS ON AND ON ABOUT, HE FINDS WAYS TO POOP ON EPISODE 2 AS WELL! so grab your orange juice and your kotori body pillow because HERE WE GO!!!

183:"Alright well i never played it before" (Bruh, you can tell cybershell is clueless, he hated episode 1 with SUCH A PASSION that he DIDNT EVEN TRY episode 2!)

184:"I have no ****ing choice to look at episode 2 as well!" (Wow, swearing again! WHO COULDVE POSSIBLY PREDICTED THAT???)

185:"although frankly i dont know who the **** liked episode 1 and wanted more of this sh*t!" (Tell that to the mostly mixed user reviews, turns out people DO LIKE IT cybertard!)

186:"I will say upfront that this game is definately better than episode 1" (HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU HAVENT PLAYED IT MORON!)

187:"But honestly thats not saying much" (OF COURSE HE ADDS THAT LAST PART IN!)

188:"Is a 2/10 better just because its better than a 1/10?" (yes dumbass, learn to count!)

189:"not that episode 2 is necessarily a 2/10, it might be a 3/10! OR A 4/10!!! OR IF YOURE AN ABSOLUTE ****ING MADMAN, A 5/10!" (Whats this? he knows that people like sonic 4 now?)

190:"notice how this series ONLY got to episode 2???" (newsflash:because of idiot trolls like you and AKnotholeResident!)

191:"which means it got ****ing cancelled!" (ah, add **** to every word ever! good "humour" there! if you can even call this garbage "review" "humour")

192:"no episodic game with an episode 1 ever planned to have 2 EPISODES!" (whats this? sonic 3, your beloved game??? exactly! what a hypocrite!)

193:"also the very idea of an episodic sonic game is ****ing REPUGNANT to me!" (EWW! SONIC TRYING NEW THINGS? GET IT AWAY FROM ME GROSS!)

194:"why would you want to support a module where you get 4 new zones every 18 months?" (because its good)

195:and also, he got BOTH FACTS wrong 🤣

196:"Maybe if all 3 episodes were released within a year" (oh wait, the 3rd episode was cancelled because of morons like you!)

197:"But these are just SHORT, SH*TTY STANDALONE GAMES DISGUISED as episodic content" (Wow, your so much of a purist that you think the Xbox 360 has lock on technology)

198:"Its not like you can GO BACK and use tails in episode 1" (Once again, the Xbox 360 and PS3 doesnt have lock on technology!)

199:"ITS NOT LIKE WHAT YOU DO IN EPISODE 1 AFFECTS EPISODE 2!" (games dont even work like that!)

200:"You still have to collect ALL the f***ing chaos emeralds again!" (Oh no! difficulty in a sonic game! also YET ANOTHER swear word)

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202:"The graphics are definately, less disgusting" (EWW! HD ART STYLE, GO BACK TO THE GLORY DAYS OF THE GENESIS!)

203:"And the music is a little bit better i guess"

Ok, i think i need to stop him there, not only he calls Episode 1s music grating and "sh*t" but now he is saying EPISODE 2S SOUNDTRACK IS BETTER, have a listen to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e4ySL1MMXU&list=PLCD482223E7974623&index=2 and have a listen to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJbkqrl5Iac&list=PLvNp0Boas722geGGIVi5QDJ9i75ngfId9&index=3

Episode 1s first act is encouraging to make you go on an adventure

Episode 2s first act makes you want to kill yourself with depressing, sad synths

And plus, do i even need to say more with the Electric Farts, Squealing Ducks, 80s Exercise Music, Ear-Bleeding Christmas Songs, Meowing Cats and Sonic Forces Synths?

anyway, mini rant over

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211:"I wouldnt exactly call them, good" (but you just said they were better!)

212:"I guess the central marketing gimmick is that there is tails now?" (OH NO! HOW DARE THEY SIMPLIFY GAMEPLAY, LETS HAVE THE OVERCOMPLICATED MESS THAT WAS SONIC 3, THERE WAS NO PROBLEMS WITH THAT GAME!)

213:"WOW! LOOK GUYS! TAILS! TAILS IS A PLAYABLE CHARACTER! HOLY F***ING SH*T WOW! THATS INCREDIBLE!" (Wow, not only you swear TWICE IN A ROW, but you repeat your dumbass purist statement of "SoNic oN ThE GeNeSiS WiTh LeSs CoNtEnT"

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215:"So is the plan for knuckles to be in episode 3 if that ever came out?" (Where is the rest of your sentence?)

216:"If this is SONIC F***ING 4, WHY DO I HAVE TO WAIT 3 GAMES TO BE ABLE TO PLAY AS KNUCKLES?" (OOH, I DONT KNOW, BECAUSE NOT EVERY SEQUEL IS FORCED TO EXPAND ON ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING DUMBASS)

217:Also, did he really say just because its sonic 4, it has to be the best sonic game in everything ever? i think im losing braincells watching this

218:Also, another swear word

219:"If this is really SONIC F***ING 4, WHY ARE WE, REGRESSING IN FEATURES?" (Because as i said dumbass, not every sequel is FORCED to improve!)

220:Also, did he just take a big breath because he was ranting too much? is he that much of a garbage AVGN clone? honestly, the fact that TRIPLE-Q of all people calls him the "best sonic tuber" just shows that the fanbase is so samey, they all like the same things!

They ALL like Sonic 2, Sonic 3, Sonic Adventure 2, Sonic Heroes, Sonic Unleashed, Sonic Colours, Sonic Generations and NOTHING ELSE!

And they ALL hate Sonic 1, Sonic 4, in fact, i wouldnt even say sonic 4 is hated, its gone beyond hate, people have a literal rage boner for it! people wont shut up about how TERRIBLE a 10 YEAR OLD MOBILE GAME IS, 10 YEARS LATER, AND ONLY NOW ARE PEOPLE CALLING IT "THE WORST SONIC GAME EVER" when games like sonic labyrinth exist, do you SERIOUSLY think this is the worst sonic game ever made and one of the WORST GAMES OF ALL TIME?

And by the way, here is an extra sin for all the idiots who have a rage induced boner for sonic 4, and another for thinking cybershell is this "sonic lore master" that is the dumbest nickname ever, and because of the dumb nickname, that gets its own sin!

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224:"Why do we have to WORK OUR WAY BACK UP to having Tails and Knuckles?" (YOU HAVE LITERALLY BEEN RANTING ABOUT THIS SAME THING FOR HOW LONG NOW?)

225:Also, he has literally repeated the same thing like 4 times now, its getting old cybertard

226:"They should be playable by default!" (Do i even need to say it again?)

227:"This isnt that F***ING HARD to understand people" (Did you just blame sonic 4 on RANDOM PEOPLE?)

228:"When people b*tch and moan about sonic having "ToO MaNy FrIeNdS" theyre not F***ING talking about F***ING tails or KNUCKLES!" (you swore 3 TIMES in that sentence, its honestly DISGUSTING how angry he is in this ONE review, why do people look up to this complete retard?)

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232:"Anyways the new main mechanic in episode 2 is the ability to do combo moves with tails, like flying and this STUPID looking roll attack!" (once again, cybershell complaining about sonics ANIMATIONS)

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