Why Sonic and the Black Knight TRIGGERS YOU!

You thought it was going to say "underrated" for the 50th time werent you? well im ending that streak with something i thought i needed to discuss with yall and that is the fact that sonic and the black knight is HUGELY overrated, more overrated than unleashed 360, more overrated than sonic 3, everyone talks about this game like its the second coming of jesus, the level design is atrocious and it runs only for 1 hour 30 minutes compared to secret rings and controls EVEN worse, not only that but it uses the nunchuck, whos bright idea was that?

Today im going to tell you 30 reasons why sonic and the black knight is terrible and overrated

The sword has literal input lag

The sword slows the gameplay down

Sonic with a sword is good but shadow with a gun is bad according to the biased fanbase

Sonic in England, i play sonic to get away from england!

You cant homing attack, you can only do it in the legacy stages

Speaking of the legacy stages, there is only 1 type of enemy, they look exactly how they look in heroes, and all the stages are EVEN SHORTER than they already are!

If you swing the remote the enemy will just be defeated anyway

Like sonic adventures original version on the dreamcast, the textures look muddy and terrible, meaning that sega learnt nothing and makes more gloomy and ugly games like this one

The game is MORE on rails than secret rings as you can BARELY go left and right

The stupid way the missions are played, you play the special challenges first and THEN the reach the goal missions *facepalm*

The camera is STILL locked in one place (at least secret rings had good gameplay though)

Instead of party mode (which was awful) now its just raid shadow legends sonic edition where they do stupid battles

The bosses are a boring wagglefest

They talk about dying and that life doesnt last forever, IN A KIDS GAME!, SONIC ISNT DHAR MANN, HE DOESNT NEED TO SAY THIS

Merlina is sometimes good, sometimes bad, MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

Merlina and King Arthurs accents are really stereotypical, not every british person goes "Ello ello ello" while drinking their cup of tea

The story is boring compared to secret rings

The fans of this game dont love it, they WORSHIP it

Yes there is less motion control usage, but the NUNCHUCK is used, the one wii controller that literally, NOBODY LIKES!

Other characters are playable, but only in certain stages, and almost play identical to sonic, knuckles, i mean "sir gawain" also has this stupid attack where he goes to a halt for like 5 seconds

Speaking of going to a halt, this game is so stereotypical that you gain "followers" and you can trade with them in the middle of a level

The music is cringe level to the max and sound really ridiculous, especially Knight of the Wind and Fight the Knight

Fans act like Knight of the Wind is the best sonic song ever, when Seven Rings In Hand is a million times better

The levels are stupid, sonic shouldnt be balancing on a wagon while swordfighting enemies, at least the sonic 4 gimmicks were cool, but these are lame, there is literally a catapult that shoots a rope and then he rides on the rope, which is just slow, tedious rail grinding

According to the fanbase, blaze looks really cool in a knights outfit, when her and the others look stupid and unfitting with them on

Amy in a princess dress

In the end, the end of the world begins for some reason, merlina becomes evil for literally no reason, he teams up with the knights of the round table even though they were against him, none of it makes sense at all

And to make things worse, King Arthur IS COMPLETELY ABANDONED IN THE 2ND PART OF THE GAME, meaning that the whole arc for king arthur WAS COMPLETELY POINTLESS

The legacy levels play like sonic forces, the same heroes enemy is spammed everywhere

The game is automated half the time

People dont do enough rule34 of merlina, but then again shahra is a million times more hot than merlina the depressed teen

And guess what, when you dont like the game, fans hate you for hating it, say that knight of the wind and fight the knight are the best songs of all time, and wont shut up about how "underrated" it is, when i HAVENT SEEN ONE PERSON DISLIKE IT

I got told sonic and the black knight still gets heat, no it doesnt! IT BARELY GETS ANY FLAK EVER!

The fans are giant hypocrites, they think shadow with a gun is bad but sonic with a sword gives them a huge boner!

They argue that its the prettiest game in the series when the visuals look misty and ugly like Legend of Zelda:Ocarina of Time

They say that the story is "masterfully written", giant plot holes around king arthur and the knights, merlina being a depressed emo who cant pronounce her rs correctly, blaze being called a sir instead of a dame, sonic being dumbed down to a mature life lesson spouter who probably agrees to the nonsense cybershell the sonic 4 disliker says

Js reviews, Sonic Overtime and Many, MANY, MAAAANNNYYYY more suck this games ass and lick the games balls until the balls are so moisty and wet that they drop off because of how numb they are!

They also like to think the game is completely perfect, when it is not, it has many flaws

And speaking of flaws, tails is a flipping blacksmith, amy is a girly princess, knuckles, shadow are dumbass knights who dont even know who their actual selves are, and neither do the others (or their secret rings counterparts by the way, but the difference is that game is actually bearable) and blaze the cat is sir percival instead of dame percival, which makes NO SENSE because blaze is a girl!

FALSE ADVERTISING:the box art and the fact its set "in the world of king arthur" is a huge lie since king arthur is completely abandoned in part 2 of the game

And finally, they keep saying its underrated and that they are the only ones that like it, ARE YOU FRICKING PULLING ON MY LEG HERE? The game has became so overrated its passed unleashed 360 AND Sonic Adventure 2! NOW THATS OVERRATED!

I need a breather after this, but you get why this game is anal sauce, now go play an actually good sonic game, save yourself and dont listen to the SATBK ass suckers i agree t2t, this is ya old friend ninja. Wave the Swallow