The Sonic

The Sonic is a film by AGA Network, created to be the most disgusting and horrifying film, it was directed by Rihanna

Plot

Shadow and Shadie are doing rock music in their basement, after just performing egg fleet, they are tired, then shadow tells shadie to bend over, he then fricks her, until a kid knocks on his door and tells him his parents are outside, he then goes "bye shadow, good luck!" shadow then gets his skateboard out and starts doing tricks at the mall as security guards are chasing him down, he then sees amy rose sitting down, he then strips off amys dress and parades it while still skating, he then sees his dad and mom, the dad then gives him a lebaron, shadows little brother, freddy, then gets jealous and says "why does shadow get a lebaron and i dont?", shadow then says its because he is their favourite, he then gets told to shut up, the dad then says "make your daddy proud!" about 2 times, he then responds with "im gonna make you so proud" "Proud?" "Proud!", he then screams "CHAOS SPEAR!" and murders the guy sitting in the other car, the dad is then seen celebrating that shadow is finally out of his life, shadow is then driving to see where sonic and tails are, only to see that a grown man named gord brody is screaming at a horse, he then runs to it and starts jacking it off screaming "LOOK AT ME DADDY IM A FARMER, IM A FARMER DADDY! IM A FARMER!" tails then tries to look away, only to see that sonic is fapping to waves onlyfans, he then looks away again, only to find cosmo the seedrian completely naked with her hair down sitting on a log, blushing and looking at tails in a sexual way, he then develops a nosebleed and sonic laughs at him, wave the swallow then gets a note from doctor eggman after riding a dildo, the note says "think you can stop me, im obtaining the power of music, and so i can release rick astley, and CONQUER THE WORLD!" meanwhile, sonic drives back to his home, where tails tries to greet him, but sonic hits tails in the face with the door, making tails entire face cover with blood, as he is screaming and crying, sonic decides to ignore tails anyway, sonic and knuckles are then working on their new game while next to their skate ramp they finished, knuckles says "its getting late", sonic then tells him to enjoy the fruits of labour, but as he is playing the game, knuckles then trips on the skate ramp and breaks his leg, as he is screaming and in obvious pain, then sonic decides to lick it as knuckles is still screaming in pain, then, rip torn who is living next to them then tells them to shut up and then throws the skateboard at knuckles leg and buries sonics tongue inside the flesh, sonic then tries to get it out, then sonic has a party where all the characters recite the legend of princess shahra, until wave the swallow breaks in and tells them that she has found sailor moon, a character that could stop the power of music from being released, however, it is too late, as adam sandler pops out with his laser, sonic does nothing to save his friends and runs away, he then wakes up in a hospital where all his friends are, but he then hears a pregnant woman in the other room, the woman then shouts "get away from me you f***ing a-hole! get me a real doctor", sonic then ignores her and then shoves his hand up the womans vagina, the woman is then screaming and sonic is mimicking her, the baby then gets pulled out with everyone absolutely horrified and blood spewing everywhere, with knuckles shouting "put it back sonic!" sonic then bites on the cord and even more blood spews everywhere, then the baby doesnt wake up, so sonic then gets the baby and swings it around like a complete maniac, until the baby starts crying, then it turns into a nice wholesome scene, meanwhile, shadow is flirting with the nurse working there, then it transitions to a scene where sonic and shadow are having an orgy with princess zelda and the nurse shadow met, with shadow whacking the disabled womans legs and sonic gets a handjob from princess zelda, meanwhile, tails is in a different room, probably scarred from hearing the things hes heard, it then cuts to wave masturbating with a vibrator while watching loud nigra, however, he then hears that the noise isnt coming from the video and its coming from sonic and shadow, she then tries to see until tails innocently goes "hi wave!" wave then has an idea and smirks at tails and says "i have a surprise" and goes into the bedroom, then when wave is ready, tails opens the door only to be horrified that wave the swallow is completely naked shaking her ass to tails, tails then tells sonic about it, sonic then tells tails to shut up, and punches him in the gut, then they go to councelling, where shadow is seen with a chicken burger eating it like a maniac while staring at the open window in the next building, which has wave the swallow licking tails penis and tails screaming for help, the councellor doesnt notice, until sonic then brings up false accusations about shadow getting his hand and fingering tails urethra, shadow is then shocked about the false accusations, the counsellor believes what sonic is saying and then sonic then shouts "HES A MOLESTOR! HES A CHILD MOLESTOR!" and then jumps out the building and starts running on it, cops then start chasing him, it then suddenly becomes night time, he then crashes into a hotel building, and then crashes through more glass, it then goes to the at dawn section in speed highway, the only difference now is at the end of the level, he sees rick astley, and the entire place is flooded, sailor moon and sailor mercury are horrified, wave the swallow is seen licking chewbaccas penis to death, making them even more horrified, sonic then pushes wave into the water and says "bye b*tch!", then rick astley then shows up, eggman, who is controlling rick astley then stabs sailor moon, however, balthazar bratt then gets his guitar out and shoots both wave and sailor moon and brings them back, they then turn super along with sonic and then they fight, after a 30 minute fight sequence with sanic music playing over it, it then finally ends with generic blow up sounds from 16 bit sonic games, sonic then wags his finger as the entire surrounding gets destroyed, then the entire universe collapses to reveal that the real villain is mephiles, who said that he came up with the most horrifying plot ever concieved to trick everyone, but then shadow shouts "CHAOS CONTROL!" and kicks him, the entire world then goes back to normal, sonic is at soleanna, with everyone celebrating, tails then runs in front of the airplane where sonic and shadow came out, one of the people go "TAILS! NO!" and everyone gets splattered with blood

Cutscene 1:Shadow Appears

Cutscene 2:Gotta Be Me

Stage 1:Emerald Coast (Take the Teleporter to Japan 4)

Cutscene 3:Japan 4 And Dead Linda

Cutscene 4:Shadow Pitches His Ideas To Dave Davidson

Stage 2:New City (Get inside the animal)

Cutscene 5:Get inside the animals!

Cutscene 6:Shadow hits tails in the face

Cutscene 7:Wave gets a note

Stage 3:Aquatic Capital (Find sailor moon!)

Cutscene 8:Knuckles breaks his leg

Cutscene 9:A legend about princess shahra?

Boss 1:Adam Sandler (Defeat the boss!)

Cutscene 10:Sonic saves the day

Cutscene 11:Betty the Attractive Nurse

Cutscene 12:Councelling

Stage 4:Speed Highway (Run away from the police in 5 minutes!)

Cutscene 13:Flooded Station Square

Cutscene 14:Sailor Moon gets Killed

Boss 2:Rick Astley (Defeat the boss!)

Cutscene 15:Mephiles!

Boss 3:Mephiles (Kick him in the face!)

Cutscene 16:Daddy would you like some sausage?

Stage 5:Hollywood Hassle (Apply for a job at the cheese sandwich cafe!)

Cutscene 17:Shadow gets a new job!

Cutscene 18:Betty makes rocket powered wheelchair

Cutscene 19:Shadow gives betty jewels!

Stage 6:Australian Antics (Get to Shadows dads house!)

Cutscene 20:Where am i?

Cutscene 21:Shadow and Dad are captured by pakistani terrorists

Boss 4:Pakistani Terrorist Leader

Cutscene 22:The end?

Credits:It Doesnt Matter (Snow Halation) Top 36 Sonic Games I Have Played